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Hotland

gml_Object_obj_npc_fan_fan_hotland_Step_0:
"* Bro, I came to the club to let#  loose and boogie, not wait in#  line!"
"* \"It's crab hour!\" is what they#  keep telling me. \"It's crab#  hour!\""

"* Who says I'm NOT a crab? Like,#  they sure are putting me in a#  crabby mood!"
"* That, and I haven't trimmed my#  fingernails in months."
"* I could pinch someone so hard#  with these puppies."

"* The moment crab hour ends is#  the moment I seize the floor and#  get DOWN."
"* You can quote me on that, bro."

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_diamond_boy_Step_0:
"* I'm not sure I meet the#  requirements to set foot in the#  club."
"* My age isn't the problem, it's#  that I never got my Dancer's#  License."

"* I'm tired of putting in effort#  for entertainment."
"* When will someone come along#  that spoon-feeds fun to me?"
"* That will be the day."

"* Guess it won't hurt to wait in#  line a little longer."

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_heats_waitsman_Step_0:
"* Come on, I GOTTA be on the#  guest list!"
"* Everybody knows my name!"

"* Any time now the bouncer's#  memory of me will come rushing#  back."
"* Surprised it's taking this#  long."

"* If all else fails, I'll just#  dance out here. No one could#  stop me."

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_bouncer_Step_0:
"* Oi, if ya want in the club,#  you're gonna 'avta wait in line!"
"* That is, unless you're on the#  VIP guest list. "
"* I doubt it but it wouldn't 'urt#  to check."
"* ..."
"* Wouldja look at that! I got a#  lad 'ere that looks just like#  you!"
"* Go on, then!"

"* Got a lotta impatient monsters#  who show up 'ere."
"* Surely by now they would know#  not to come durin' crab hour!"

"* The crabs are Mr. Bailador's#  understudies."
"* \"The Sentinels of Sound\" 'e#  calls 'em."
"* Not sure where he rounded the#  fellas up but the guy gets#  around."
"* I try not to dabble in their#  business, I'm just 'ere for the#  paycheck."

"* You 'ave fun in there!"

"* Oi, club's closed."
"* Mr. Bailador isn't answering#  'is phone."
"* Sure 'e's always travlin' but#  it ain't like him to miss crab#  hour."
"* Ah well, the understudies just#  left to go searchin' for 'im."
"* Wild night this is..."

"* Didja not 'ear me the first#  time?"
"* Ain't no dancin' happenin'#  tonight."
"* Do it somewhere else if ya#  must."

"* 'Ope I'm still gettin' paid#  for this..."

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_bailador_Step_0:
"* Ah, it is you!"
"* Welcome to my club!"
"* I am glad I remembered to put#  you on the guest list!"
"* Now, join us in a dance, will#  you?"

"* Oh right, I forgot you are not#  big on dancing."
"* More of a Sentinel of Silence,#  right?"
"* Funny history I have with those#  folk."
"* We all used to live on the top#  floor of UG Apartments north of#  here."
"* Our side of the hall wanted to#  be bold! High energy!"
"* While the other preferred the#  deafening sound of silence."
"* We feuded over the SVL for#  weeks! The Standard Volume#  Level, that is."
"* Long story short, we all were#  kicked out, haha!"
"* Gone our separate ways now,#  free to chase any comfort we#  choose."
"* I sometimes wonder what that#  bat got up to? Probably lives#  in some Snowdin cave."

"* If I were you, I would let#  loose and dance with us!"
"* One never knows when they dance#  their last!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_frostermit_snow_Step_0:
"* Hehe!"
"* Moves so hot, my worries are#  melting away!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_frostermit_Step_0:
"* Hehe!"
"* Gettin' down! Gettin down!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_frostermit_robo_Step_0:
"* HE HE !"
"* SMOOTH WITH IT !"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_frostermit_hotland_Step_0:
"* Hehe!"
"* I freaking suck at dancing!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_producer_Step_0:
"* Hey!"
"* You caught me chillin' by my#  brand new house."
"* That's right! Just bought this#  sucker!"
"* I've been down in the dumps#  lately so I thought it was time#  to move on."
"* Do something nice for myself,#  ya know?"
"* I highly recommend doing#  something nice for yourself#  every now and then."
"* It's therapeutic!"

"* Can't let anyone inside yet,#  got a crew doing renovations."
"* They're installing the latest#  music production equipment.#  Fancy stuff."
"* Let's just say you're gonna#  start hearing my hot beats#  everywhere!"

"* Whatever your struggle, just#  hold tight. Life gets better!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_spider_worker_Step_0:
"* Eh eh eh, no can do."
"* Citizens aren't allowed past#  this point."
"* We're currently under heavy#  spider construction as you can#  see."
"* Ain't set to finish until 20XX#  or so."

"* You think building a spider#  home is simple?"
"* Spin a web here, spin a web#  there, voila, right?"
"* Wrong."
"* It takes muscle. Eight biceps#  on every worker."
"* Of course, biceps aren't#  typically part of the leg but#  my team operates above rules."

"* Gonna need you to move along.#  Your presence is intimidating#  everyone here."

gml_Object_obj_npc_complex_lobby_lad_Step_0:
"* You know that UGPS station#  right outside?"
"* I hear it's going to be#  removed soon. All of them, in#  fact."
"* You might think it's because#  letters are going out of style#  but nah."
"* The company is just switching#  up their business model."
"* Direct delivery to citizens'#  mailboxes from now on!"
"* Convenient, but kinda#  bittersweet. I enjoyed my daily#  walks to the ol' station."
"* At least this means everyone#  keeps their jobs. That's good#  news!"

"* While the new mail system is#  nice, the King's kinda given up#  on improving society."
"* I respect what's been#  accomplished but most monsters#  act like we've peaked."
"* Not true, there's always more#  that could be done in my#  opinion!"
"* We could use better public#  transportation for example.#  Like a train!"
"* Or better yet, a subway train!"
"* ...Wait, wouldn't all trains#  be considered subway trains#  here? "

"* I wonder if I could get a job#  as a mailmonster?"
"* Sure I can't fly but I placed#  fourth on my highschool track#  team!"

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_npc_complex_cursor_Step_0:
"* I'm usually a chill dude but#  today has not been my day. Let#  me tell you:"
"* First, the attendant needs my#  name so she can save me a room."
"* \"Mr. Cursor,\" I reply. She#  steps back and goes \"Like some#  kind of warlock?\""
"* I say \"What? Warlock?\" with#  visible confusion."
"* \"I like to roll that ten-sided#  die as much as the next guy but#  no, I'm Mr. CURSOR.\""
"* Turns out, she thought I said#  \"Curser\" like I was gonna hex#  the joint!"
"* Really didn't need her input#  on my iconic name but whatever.#  "
"* So then, I walk over to the#  elevator to head back to New#  Home."
"* It's busy, so I wait, and I#  wait, and I wait, and LITERALLY#  THREE HOURS PASS!"
"* Next thing I know, the#  elevator opens but OOPS!!"
"* Mr. Cursor has a tendency to#  timeout and fall asleep every#  five minutes!! "
"* SO I MISSED MY ONE CHANCE!!!"
"* And now I'm stuck here and#  don't know WHEN I'LL EVER GET#  TO"
"* GO HOME!!!"

"* Sorry about that... I have to#  slow down and take a breather#  when things get heated."
"* What was I talking about?"
"* Ugh, my memory sucks."

"* Yo, I monitored the situation#  further and it just clicked#  with me!"
"* What if I tried to ram my way#  into the elevator by force?"
"* Like just charge straight into#  the doors!"
"* Eh, well... on second thought,#  if I tried that I might slip a#  disk..."

"* You think this place has free#  Wi-Fi? I'm uh, pretty bored."

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_npc_handlord_Step_0:
"* Hello and welcome to UG#  Apartments!"
"* - The leading establishment#  where your stay is temporary#  AND unaffordable!"
"* I am the Handlord of this#  complex."
"* Please do not say you \"find it#  quite simple.\" You will be#  kicked out."
"* How may I be of service?"
ch[1] = "Castle"ch[2] = "Room"

"* Oh! Hold on a second!"
"* I think I recognize you..."
"* Yeah, it's the hat!"
"* A blue, feathered monster came#  in here and asked if I would#  tell you to go to the roof."
"* She wanted to \"meet you on the#  roof\" is what she said exactly."
"* All I ask is please do not do#  anything illegal on the#  premises."

"* If you don't mind, the complex#  is quite busy today."
"* I need to attend to other#  guests."

"* Oh, hey!"
"* The elevator to New Home seems#  to be free at the moment."
"* I'd use this opportunity to#  chase after the two friends you#  were looking for."
"* That's the plan. Thank#  you."
"* And please tell them not to be#  so reckless in my#  establishment."
"* Stresses out the residents."

"* If you don't mind, the complex#  is quite busy today."
"* I need to attend to other#  guests."

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_receptionist_Step_0:
"* Blub blub..."
"* I apologize but we're all out#  of reservations tonight."
"* A large party of ghosts are#  here and the kitchen doesn't#  know how to make ghost food."
"* Please come back in a few#  days. Please..."

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_rodney_hotland_Step_2:
"* What's up?"
"* You enjoying the tune we're#  currently bangin' out?"
"* Hope you are 'cause it's the#  only one we're playing tonight."
"* No requests this time, sorry#  kid."

"* You might be confused why our#  instruments sound different#  from the usual."
"* Just the sound system this#  place provides. Different mix.#  Out of our hands."
"* Still a vibe, though."

"* Good luck on the rest of your#  journey, human."
"* You've come a long way."

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_cold_man_Step_0:
"* I'm starting to think my date#  stood me up."
"* I've been waiting here for#  three hours."
"* The date is tomorrow night but#  would it hurt to show up a#  little early?"
"* The silverware is getting#  cold..."

"* Who am I kidding?"
"* My date is so cute, way out of#  my league."
"* Why would anyone show up twenty#  hours early for someone like#  me?"
"* Sigh..."

"* I'm just not cut out for love."

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_npc_complex_food_enjoyer_Step_0:
"* This has got to be the best#  restaurant in the Underground.#  Seriously."
"* You can't beat the food, the#  service, the atmosphere..."
"* Something has always puzzled#  me though..."
"* ...Where is the kitchen?"

"* I must confess, there is ONE#  thing about this place that#  gets me down."
"* The music."
"* Like, this band is FINE. A#  little too \"new wave\" for my#  taste."
"* I miss the acts of my youth."
"* There was this lounge singer#  they'd host... "
"* Bea-u-ti-ful!"
"* I mean, wowza!! MEEE-OWW!!!"
"* sorry."

"* My food should be out any#  minute. Can't wait!"

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hotland_spidergirl_Step_0:
"* Ah, rain. Beautiful droplets#  from the sky."
"* What produces rain? Is it#  magic? I wonder."
"* Grandma always said that rain#  is a manifestation of the#  Underground's heartache."
"* \"When monsters travel to#  Waterfall to wish their worries#  away..."
"* ...Those feelings are sucked up#  into the air and poured out#  across the land."
"* From old sorrow comes new life#  in the soil below.\""
"* If that's the case, some sad#  monster must've stood in this#  corner for a long time."

"* As I mentioned, Waterfall is#  the best place to go to#  experience rain."
"* Unfortunately, getting there#  from Hotland isn't easy right#  now."
"* Have you noticed that? All of#  the roadblocks scattered about?"
"* It's like they don't want#  anyone venturing off a specific#  path or something."

"* If you're carrying any \"rain\"#  don't be shy about releasing it#  into the air."
"* Holding onto sadness weighs you#  down."

"* (We need to stay#  focused.)"
"* (Let's not bother#  others with our#  problems.)"

gml_Object_obj_npc_complex_janitor_Step_0:
"* (Currently on break, admiring#  a hard day's work.)"

New Home

gml_Object_obj_npc_newhome_lady_Step_0:
"* Now Charles, I know you've had#  a long day but..."
"* If the dishes in the sink#  aren't done, we can't eat#  dinner!"

"* Don't even think about heating#  up a TV dinner instead."
"* Those do not have the#  nutrition my hubby needs to get#  big and strong!"

"* Oh my! We've been quarreling#  so long, it's way past dinner#  time now!"
"* I suppose we'll have to invent#  a fourth meal of the day."
"* Schminner!"
"* Oh I love the sound of that#  already! Schminner time!"

"* I ought to go into#  entrepreneurship, don't you#  think Charles?"
"* I'll invent many useful#  things, like a new attitude for#  you!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_newhome_lad_Step_0:
"* Can't a guy catch a break?"
"* They put me in doc review all#  afternoon! "
"* I can barely move my fingers,#  let alone lather them in your#  weird soap!"

"* What's up with that anyway?#  What's wrong with soap from the#  store?"
"* I can't even pronounce half#  the ingredients on that bottle#  by the sink!"
"* \"Eu... Eu-ca...\" "
"* Nope I can't do it, I just#  can't."

"* Are we even at the right#  station?"
"* Darn it all, I think we took#  the wrong elevator!"
"* See what happens when I'm#  stressed?"
"* I knew we should've moved to#  Hotland! Should've trusted my#  gut!"
"* This wouldn't have happened#  with their respectable elevator#  system!"

"* Yeah yeah, I know there's a#  map over there!"
"* But I'm too angry to improve#  our situation!"