"* There is an igloo here."
"* Know Cone encounters you, and# an igloo."
"* FROSTERMIT -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* A suspicious igloo."
"* You think you see the igloo# move a bit."
"* The igloo towers over you# menacingly.#* Kidding. It's just an igloo."
"* There is an igloo here."
"* Something smells fishy."
"* Know Cone punches the igloo to# test its durability."
"* Know Cone wonders if fire would help him."
"* Know Cone doesn't speak igloo.#* Know Cone is upset."
"* Know Cone tries hugging the igloo, hoping it will spring to life."
"* The igloo does not appear to be# structurally sound anymore."
"* The igloo is making distressed# noises."
"* FROSTERMIT -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Always right at home."
"* Frostermit seems to be# contemplating hiding again."
"* Frostermit is coming out of its# shell a bit."
"* Frostermit is tapping out a# rhythm with his pincers."
"* Frostermit is doing a# crusta-shuffle."
"* Frostermit is considering a# renovation."
"* Know Cone knew someone was# there!"
"* Know Cone wants to show Frostermit his favorite element."
"* Know Cone is dancing, hoping to befriend Frostermit."
"* Frostermit is contemplating a return into his fortress."
"* Frostermit has never been in the situation before."
"* Frostermit is ready to scuttle# on its way."
"* Frostermit doesn't know what to do."
"* Know Cone face-plants into# the ground and yells."
"* Frostermit is looking a bit# crabby with you."
"* Frostermit retreats inside for a# moment to address a possible# cave in."
"* It's just an igloo."
"* You begin giving Frostermit a# discerning once-over.#* It looks uncomfortable."
"* You look over the damaged igloo."
"* You stare at Frostermit."
"* You do a little dance.#* Someone has come out to# investigate."
"* You start doing a crab walk# dance.#* Frostermit jumps in."
"* You try to do the worm.#* You fall flat on the snow, but# Frostermit is impressed anyway."
"* You wiggle around in front of# the igloo.#* Nothing happens."
"* You mimic Frostermit's crab# moves.#* It isn't pleased."
"* You comment on the igloo's fine# craftsmanship.#* It's an igloo."
"* You compliment Frostermit's# hiding skills."
"* You marvel at how it hasn't# crumbled."
"* You commend Frostermit's sharp# skill."
"Igloo igloo."
"Igloo noises."
"I-Igloo?"
"Repelling#igloo sounds!"
"*tap tap*"
"*pinch pinch*"
"*snap snap*"
"You like to#groove?"
"I know some#sick scuttles."
"*shudder shudder*"
"I was not#prepared for this."
"H-he wasn't#that annoying..."
"IGLOO IGLOO ! !"
"Ow... I mean- #IGLOO NOISES ! !"
"Looks like I'm#in a bit of a#pinch..."
"My home..."
"It's just an#igloo! Wait,#did you say#that already?"
"Yep, nothing to#see here!"
"There's nothing#to stare at...#is there?"
"That's a little#rude ya know..."
"I-Igloo."
"You better watch#out. My pinchers#are fierce."
"You don't mean#tha- IGLOO IGLOO ! !"
"Appreciative#igloo noise!"
"Thanks- I mean#igloO !"
"Really?!#Ninja-like?!"
"..."
"Um, hi... Can I#join?"
"Next time I'll#lead!"
"Can you come#dance with me#more often?"
"What even is#that? I mean- IGLOO ! !"
"Wannabe."
"* Insomnitot staggers forward."
"* You suddenly feel like taking a# nap."
"* INSOMNITOT -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Up past its bedtime."
"* The air is crisp."
"* The smell of french fries wafts# past you."
"* Insomnitot catches itself# nodding off."
"* Insomnitot is trying to shake# the sleepiness away."
"* One Insomnitot starts to drift# off but the other pokes its# friend awake again."
"* The Insomnitots brag to each# other about how long they've# been awake."
"* The Insomnitots have# a conversation exclusively# through yawns."
"* The Insomnitots share a cup of# coffee."
"* Insomnitot struggles to# maintain consciousness."
"* Insomnitot is smiling at its# dream."
"* Insomnitot is in its happy# place."
"* Insomnitot is too tired to find# the right words to honor its# fallen friend."
"* Insomnitot thinks it was a# dream."
"* Insomnitot is hoping it'll feel# better in the morning."
"* Insomnitot is drifting in and# out of consciousness."
"* You attempt to sing a quiet# lullaby.#* Insomnitot looks bored."
"* You attempt to sing a quiet# lullaby.#* Insomnitot drifts off to sleep."
"* You attempt to sing a quiet# lullaby, but it seems your# services are no longer required."
"* You hum a little ditty.#* Insomnitot seems too distracted# to appreciate it."
"* You inform Insomnitot of the# dangers of sleep deprivation.#* It ignores you."
"* You inform Insomnitot of the# benefits of a good night's sleep.#* It ignores you."
"* You list the health benefits of# brushing your teeth.#* Insomnitot can't hear you."
"* You inform Insomnitot that it's# time for bed."
"* You swing Insomnitot's tassel# in front of its face."
"* You reach for Insomnitot's# tassle, but think better of# disturbing its slumber."
"* You wave your hand slowly in# front of Insomnitot's face.#* It doesn't react."
"* Insomnitot appears!#* Know Cone wanders in, chasing a# butterfly." (unused)
"* Insomnitot kicks a rock.#* Know Cone retrieves it with his mouth." (unused)
"* Insomnitot wants to leave, but doesn't want to move." (unused)
"I outgrew my#bedtime, so no#rules for me."
"Sleep is for#the weak!"
"Cool things#happen 24 hours#a day!"
"I'm not tired,#you are!"
"Don't know what#time it is and#I don't care."
"When you have#friends, you#don't need sleep!"
"We're gonna stay#up all night#chatting!"
"We're starting a#night owl club."
"Together we fight#the oppressive#construct of#bedtimes!"
"Zzzz...zzz"
"*Snore*"
"Zzzzz... noodles... zzz"
"Huh? What? I#think I nodded#off..."
"Ow... now I have#a headache."
"No need to be so#crass."
"Know anything#more upbeat?"
"I see what#you're doing.#It's not gonna#work!"
"You're a *YAWN*#good sing...er..."
"I like that#song..."
"Pretty song...#zzzz..."
"You need vocal#lessons."
"Yeah, yeah,#don't talk to#strangers."
"You sound like#my parents!"
"You're not the#boss of me."
"I'm...#getting...#sleepy?"
"*YAWN*"
"Nice try."
"So much for all night." (unused)
"I can't sleep#even if I wanted#to." (unused)
"*YAWN*" (unused)
"Huh. The noise#stopped." (unused)
"* Know Cone comes to see if you# are made of fire.#* You aren't."
"* Know Cone encounters you, and# an igloo."
"* KNOW CONE -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* One ski short of a snowmobile."
"* KNOW CONE -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* An eager mind filled with a# burning passion."
"* Know Cone is pointing excitedly# at something in the distance.#* It looks to be a tree."
"* Know Cone starts doing a# primitive dance."
"* Know Cone is yelling random# noises that sound like they# could be a made-up language."
"* Know Cone is banging a rock# against a fallen branch.#* The branch breaks."
"* Know Cone takes a break from# hunting for fire to gather some# berries."
"* Know Cone punches the igloo to# test its durability."
"* Know Cone wonders if fire would help him."
"* Know Cone doesn't speak igloo.#* Know Cone is upset."
"* Know Cone tries hugging the igloo, hoping it will spring to life."
"* Know Cone knew someone was# there!"
"* Know Cone wants to show Frostermit his favorite element."
"* Know Cone is dancing, hoping to befriend Frostermit."
"* Frostermit is contemplating a return into his fortress."
"* Frostermit has never been in the situation before."
"* Know Cone has been enlightened."
"* Know Cone face-plants into# the ground and yells."
"* Frostermit doesn't know what to do."
"* Know Cone is quite enraged."
"* Know Cone stomps his feet in a# huff."
"* You encourage Know Cone to# follow his dreams."
"* You advocate Know Cone's search# for fire."
"* You patiently explain the# dangers of an open flame.#* Know Cone seems receptive."
"* You inform Know Cone that fire# will kill him."
"* You berate Know Cone's# ignorance and terrible grammar."
"* Know Cone is chasing Insomintot's sheep." (unused)
"* Know Cone showcases his stick# collection to Insomnitot." (unused)
"* Know Cone raves about his passion for fire to Insomnitot." (unused)
"* Know Cone stomps the ground in# a fit of rage." (unused)
"YOU STRANGER BRING#KNOW CONE FIRE?#KNOW CONE VERY MUCH#WANT FIRE!"
"KNOW CONE HEAR FIRE#BRIGHT PRETTY!#KNOW CONE LIKE#BRIGHT PRETTY!"
"KNOW CONE DREW ON WALL#ONCE! KNOW CONE MOTHER#GOT MAD!"
"KNOW CONE HIT THING#WITH CLUB! GOLF FUN#FOR KNOW CONE!"
"SNOWDIN TOO COLD!#KNOW CONE WANT#HOTLAND!"
"HELLO?? SOMEONE#THERE??"
"KNOW CONE CONFUSED!"
"I BRING FIRE HERE!#FRIEND WILL SHOW!"
"KNOW CONE KNOW#LOTS OF GAMES!!"
"WANNA BE KNOW#CONE FRIEND??"
"FLAME IS WHAT#FROSTERMIT NEED#RIGHT NOW!!"
"KNOW CONE KNEW#SOMEONE WAS THERE!!"
"OH WELL..."
"WHY EVERYONE ALWAYS#RUN FROM KNOW CONE?"
"KNOW CONE HURT!#OW OW OW!#PAIN BAD!"
"KNOW CONE NO LIKE#SMALL STRANGER!"
"KNOW CONE WANT SEE#FIRE! KNOW CONE#PURSUE FIRE DREAM?"
"YOU WANT FLAME FOR#SELF! KNOW CONE SEES#THROUGH!"
"FIRE HOT MELT KNOW#CONE? KNOW CONE NOT#KNOW THIS! YOU GOOD#FRIEND TO KNOW CONE!"
"FIRE BAD? YOU TRIED#TO HELP KNOW CONE?#KNOW CONE APPRECIATES#THOUGHT!"
"FIRE NICE!#STRANGER MEAN!"
"WHAT KNOW CONE NOT#KNOW IS NOT KNOW CONE#FAULT! THAT VERY RUDE!"
"YOU NOT SYMPATHETIC#TO KNOW CONE! THAT#MAKE KNOW CONE ANGRY!"
"THIS BULLYING!#BULLYING VERY MEAN!#KNOW CONE IS BEING#BULLIED!"
"BUT YOU TEACHER? MY#IGNORANCE YOUR FAULT#NOW! JOKE ON YOU!"
"KNOW CONE SORRY!#PLEASE LEAVE KNOW#CONE ALONE!"
"KNOW CONE SING HIS#FAMOUS LULLABY!" (unused)
"KNOW CONE WILL LET#TOT SLEEP AT ALL COSTS!" (unused)
"KNOW CONE SHOW TOT#FLAME! TOT WILL LIKE!" (unused)
"WHERE TOT GO!?#THEY FUN!!" (unused)
"TOT SLEEP. KNOW CONE WISHES GOOD DREAM." (unused)
"Whoa whoa whoa!"
"No need to start a#fight! Let's be#civil 'ere."
"Do you attempt to#attack everyone you#encounter?"
"Calm down, will ya?"
"* Trihecta wobbles forward!"
"* TRIHECTA -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Intimidatingly tall."
"* Trihecta bickers amongst itself."
"* Trihecta seem to be pushing# each other's buttons."
"* A gust of wind threatens to# topple Trihecta's pile."
"* Trihecta is considering# purchasing a long trench coat."
"* Trihecta begins to sway back# and forth."
"* Trihecta balances out."
"* Trihecta is teetering this way# and that."
"* Hec is blaming their# situation on Tri."
"* Ta is tearing up."
"* You push Trihecta away."
"* Trihecta topples over!"
"* You attempt to push Trihecta# over.#* They stand firm."
"* You pull Trihecta towards you."
"* Trihecta topples over!"
"* You try to pull Trihecta toward# you, but they won't budge."
"* You attempt to climb Trihecta.#* Tri pushes you away for# stepping on them."
"* You attempt to climb Trihecta,# but Tri snaps at your foot."
"* Trihecta regroups, then bickers."
"* TRI -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Taking things one step at a# time."
"* TRI -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* No longer intimidating."
"* HEC -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Day is getting better."
"* HEC -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* No longer intimidating."
"* TA -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Hopping with excitement!!"
"* TA -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* No longer intimidating."
"* Tri is exploring their newfound# freedom."
"* Tri is fretting over the others'# bumps and bruises."
"* Tri, Hec, and Ta are friendly# and free."
"* Hec is happy to be on their own."
"* Hec seems slightly relieved# that the others are on the# ground."
"* Ta is bouncing around exploring# their new world."
"* Ta is finding new ways to cause# trouble."
"* They're scrambling frantically."
"* Now they are truly split apart."
"* They don't know what to do."
"* You burst out into laughter# over their topple."
"* You laugh at Tri."
"* You laugh at Hec."
"* You laugh at Ta."
"* You attempt to climb Tri, but# get scolded for plagiarism." (unused)
"* You attempt to climb Tri, but# they push you away." (unused)
"* You attempt to climb Hec, but# they push you back." (unused)
"* You attempt to climb Hec, but# they snap at you." (unused)
"* You attempt to climb Ta... and# you succeed!#* Ta is very happy." (unused)
"* You attempt to climb Ta, but# they run from you." (unused)
"* You tell Tri, Hec and Ta to# settle their differences and# hug it out." (unused)
"* You tell Tri, Hec and Ta to# settle their differences# and hug it out." (unused)
"* You tell them to hug it out,# but they aren't listening." (unused)
"Dontfalldont-#falldontfall!"
"Be careful up#there, okay?"
"You guys are#clinging on#tight, right?"
"I'm tired of#being overlooked."
"These two clowns#get all the#attention."
"Does anyone hear#me? It's like#I'm not even#talking."
"I'm on top of#the WORLD!!!"
"Look ma! No#hands!"
"I'm the king of#the castle! WOOT!"
"I won't let us#fall."
"As if this day#couldn't get#worse."
"P-please let me#down now."
"Everyone okay?"
"I told you this#would happen!"
"Any injuries?#Trauma?#Maladies?"
"I finally feel#like my own#monster. It's#liberating."
"It's nice to not#be stepped on for#once."
"I've never felt#so free."
"This is even#BETTER!"
"There's so much#to explore!"
"I can run for#MILES!"
"NO!!"
"Please, no!"
"That was my#sibling!"
"I need to run#away."
"Why..."
"This wasn't#supposed to#happen..."
"Now I know why#we shouldn't#separate..."
"Oww..."
"What's so funny?"
"Cut it out, will#ya?"
"*Giggles back*"
"We have our#disagreements,#but you are my#pals." (unused)
"You both are#cool, I guess." (unused)
"I love you guys#sooo much!" (unused)
"* Martlet of the Royal Guard is# waiting for your turn."
"* MARTLET -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* A little scatterbrained."
"* Martlet is blinking a lot.#* Maybe it's a code.#* It probably isn't."
"* Everything smells like# bird-seed with a tasteful hint# of vanilla and orange blossom."
"* A gust of wind blows a little# blue feather in your face.#* Martlet looks embarrassed."
"* Martlet is trying to strike a# pose that looks professional# and imposing."
"* Martlet catches herself getting# lost in the music."
"* Martlet is nervously consulting# her Royal Guard guide book."
"* All this lack of movement makes# you realize how cold it is."
"* Martlet is flipping through her# guide book again."
"* Martlet has dropped her# fighting stance."
"* A couple feathers litter the# ground."
"* Martlet is searching for her# guide book for first-aid# procedures."
"* Martlet is nursing her wounds."
"* You tap your foot on the ground.#* Martlet tries talking even# faster."
"* You fake a yawn.#* Martlet starts talking faster# still."
"* You tap your wrist impatiently.#* Martlet looks apologetic and# tries to talk a little faster."
"* You ignore Martlet's rambling.#* It doesn't look like she's# noticed."
"* You call Martlet a weenie."
"* You forcibly tell Martlet you# don't like her clothes."
"* You insult Martlet's job# performance."
"Martlet of the Royal#Guard has encountered#a human!"
"Prepare to apprehend!"
"Protocol one, be#courteous and allow#your opponent the#first attack!"
"Umm... I don't think#I'm supposed to be#helping you, but...#that was supposed to#be your turn..."
"It's okay, I space#out and miss stuff#like that all the#time! I'll let you go#again!"
"Uh... I - h-hold on,#I have the guide book#on me."
"I'll check what to do#when someone doesn't#actually attack."
"You can just...#uhhhh..."
"Take another turn! Go#for it! Hit me as#hard as you can!"
"Uh-okay, I'm really#sorry for the wait.#I'm looking."
"I'm not the best Royal#Guard ya know, but#I'm really trying to#be better!"
"Last week I#apprehended this girl:"
"Total human!"
"Oh, I think it's your#turn."
"Aha! Royal Guards are#to proceed to the next#step without#hesitation!"
"Oh... does that count#as hesitation?"
"What? Protocol two!#My attack!"
"That was only a#warmup."
"Prepare for the Royal#Guard Gauntlet!"
"Hi-YA!"
"Take this, intruder!"
"Phew!"
"This is a real#workout."
"Keep it up, Martlet!"
"...?"
"Umm... Hold on, I'm#checking this one more#time."
"That can't be right!#You're not fighting#back!"
"I don't want to hurt#you! You're all cute#and stuff!"
"You go on and have#your turn, I'm gonna#check that handbook#again."
"See, when I#apprehended that girl,#I didn't have this#problem."
"Well... I guess she#didn't attack me per#se..."
"But she scolded me and#got real aggressive,#like:"
"\"What are you on#about?! I'm not human!#Clear the feathers out#of your head!\""
"Would you mind being#aggressive like her?"
"Come on! Get#aggressive!"
"I can take it, I#swear!"
"Sticks and stones may#break my bones, but#words can only make#me sad!"
"Aww! That was#adorable! "
"I don't even feel#insulted!"
"I feel like I've been#honored! You put so#much work into that!"
"You aren't making#this easy here!"
"Here I go... protocol#and all that... for#the Royal Guard!"
"Give it another try!"
"I believe in you!"
"That's more like it!"
"What kind of Royal#Guard wears rags like#these, right?"
"It's not like I stayed#up all night#sewing them or#anything, haha..."
"Oh, right, it's my#turn."
"Come on, dig into#some deep aggression!"
"Break down my self#esteem until it is#a pile of#metaphorical rubble!"
"Crush my mental health#like a bug under#your shoe!"
"Wait... do you crush#bugs?"
"I have to say, you're#not wrong about that#one."
"I've kinda been on#probation for...#a while."
"One more misstep and#I can say goodbye to#Royal Guard-dom."
"And all the nice perks#that come with it..."
"My cozy uniforms, my#Royal Guard discount#at the movies, my nice#insurance rates!"
"When they find out how#much I hesitated here,#I'm doomed!"
"I mean, they#specifically said#don't hesitate!"
"I GOT IT!"
"Aww, you missed!#That's not fair!"
"You could've had this#great attack and -#ZOOM!"
"Just goes right by#without even leaving#a mark."
"Tell ya what, I'll#give you a chance to#try again!"
"Take your best shot!"
"But that was so close!"
"One more try!"
"Take your time with#aiming this one, I'm#in no rush!"
"Uh... you don't mind#if I take my turn,#right?"
"I mean, I want you to#get to hit me, I#really do!"
"But I think this is#starting to break#protocol, and, well..."
"I'm on thin ice as it#is with that, ya know?"
"..."
"Okay, one more shot!#But make it count!"
"Alright, intruder!"
"Prepare for the Royal#Guard Gauntlet!"
"There you go! Just#like that!"
"..."
"Oh, it's my turn!#Sorry!"
"See, the guidebook#didn't say it would#hurt really..."
"Well, whatever, back#to protocol! Now it's#my turn!"
"Okay, finally, now for#protocol two:#attack back!"
"Good, now for protocol#two: attack back!"
"It is time to show you#the true strength of a#Royal Guard!"
"Ow! That kinda#hurt..."
"Uh-I'm sorry, it's#just, see, my#guidebook..."
"It didn't really say#being attacked would#hurt this much..."
"I guess it makes#sense, but still..."
"...ow..."
"Ow!!"
"Does it hurt this#much when I attack#you?"
"'Cause I'm scared I'm#gonna break a wing#here!"
"I don't want you to#feel like this!"
"I wouldn't want anyone#to feel like this!"
"...For the Royal#Guard I guess..."
"Ow!!!"
"Okay, okay, ow, this#cannot be right!"
"I mean - OW - I'm#gonna be all black#and blue tomorrow!"
"It hurts you too,#right?"
"Like, it's impressive#you don't show it,#but..."
"Ow!"
"Alright, uhhh..."
"Martlet of the#Underground Royal#Guard is hereby#retreating."
"I mean, there's gotta#be a better way,#right?"
"I'll uhhh... I'll come#up with something!"
"I'll find you again,#small human!"
"With a new and#improved plan of#action!"
"...?"
"???"
"Okay, what is going#on?!"
"I mean, don't get#me wrong, being#attacked hurts!"
"And you had a good#thing going there with#the not hurting#me thing, but..."
"I just can't follow#your logic!"
"Like, did I have a#bad first impression#with you?"
"Did I mess something#up? Did I say#something wrong here?"
"If I did, I'm sorry,#but violence really#isn't the answer to#your problems, you#know."
"It's important to be#able to talk through#our issues with words."
"Don't call in the#cavalry for the small#stuff."
"Okay, wait, I'm really#confused!"
"First of all: Ow! Why? #Why do you keep#hitting me?!"
"I mean, yes, I am#attacking you, but-OW!"
"At least be consistent#please!"
"Like, if you attack me#a bunch and then it's#your turn again..."
"Well, then I expect#you to attack,#and I can ready#myself, you know?"
"But when you keep#going back and forth#like this..."
"You're giving me#whiplash!"
"Plus, I don't know#how to feel right#now!"
"You attacked me, so#I should have no#qualms with#apprehending you!"
"...but then you#stopped attacking me,#so I thought:"
"\"Hey, maybe you#overreacted, Martlet!\""
"\"Being a human isn't#such a serious crime!\""
"\"Maybe just let the#kid off with a#warning this time!\""
"\"If you catch them#being human again,#that's when you#arrest them!\""
"But then you hit me#again, and now#everything is all#muddled!"
"And now all I#know is OWWW it#hurt."
"Wait, wait, before you#hit me again...#or don't hit me#again..."
"Actually, what are you#trying to do here?"
"Nevermind that,#answers to serious#questions are above#my pay grade."
"The other guards said#no interrogating#or getting emotionally#invested."
"And I think I know#what that means!#Maybe!"
"Either way you seem#like a good kid."
"Well, some of the time#at least."
"And some of the time#is good enough for#me!"
"Oh, I have a great#idea!"
"What if I help you get#through Snowdin before#you become an adorable#popsicle?!"
"And, along the way,#I can teach you#to be a better citizen#of the Underground!"
"It'll be fun! It#happens in movies all#the time!"
"A grumpy little human#enters and then two#or three montages#later..."
"TA-DA!"
"Okay, I'll be right#back! I need to#go figure how#to trigger a montage!"
"I'm not sure she even#meant to kill you there."
"Impressive...?"
"Come on, you lost#to this rookie?"
"Step it up, pal!"
"Talk about \"freezing#up\" haha!"
"...Oh right, you can't#laugh because... Yeah."
"* Martlet seems puzzled."
"* MARTLET -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Scatterbrained."
"* MARTLET -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Standing firm."
"* Martlet paranoidly glances# around."
"* Martlet looks disheveled."
"* The sound of the chilled wind# surrounds you."
"* Martlet is deep in thought."
"* Martlet is pacing."
"* Feathers litter the ground."
"* Martlet is searching for her# guide book for first-aid# procedures."
"* Martlet is nursing her wounds."
"* Martlet is holding back tears."
"* Martlet prepares her next# attack."
"* Martlet is nursing her wounds."
"* You say you're sorry for# everything."
"* You say you're sorry again."
"* Sorry."
"* You block out Martlet's rambling.#* She continues anyway."
"* You try not to hear Martlet out."
"* You ignore Martlet's pleas."
"Hey, what are you#doing?"
"There's no need for#fighting now!"
"We have to get going#if we wanna catch up!#Come on!"
"We gotta stop wasting#time!"
"It's not safe here!"
"This is serious! Let's#get you out of here!"
"I don't know how long#we have before...#let's hurry okay?"
"I'm sorry to rush you#like this but..."
"We really gotta get#going!"
"Wha-what are you#saying?"
"This isn't your fault.#It-it can't be."
"There's no way you..."
"You're just a child."
"So..."
"You're just#apologizing?"
"Is it that simple?"
"You destroyed lives!"
"The monsters of#Snowdin are terrified!"
"And you're just...#apologizing?"
"Is, well, what else#can you do, I suppose?"
"I mean, everyone is#allowed to make#mistakes but..."
"This is a little more#than a mistake."
"You're really sorry,#aren't you?"
"You're scared..."
"This was probably self#defense."
"I understand. No need#to keep apologizing." (unused)
"..."
"Of course. I see how#it is."
"Ow! What are you#doing?!"
"I understand if you're#scared, but you have#to trust me!"
"I'm with the Royal#Guard! It's my job to#make sure you're safe!"
"Ow ow ow! Look, I get#it!"
"You're scared and#don't know what to do,#everyone is!"
"But you can't take#that out on me!"
"If you go around#hurting everyone all#the time, well..."
"No one will ever#help you!"
"Hey! Snap out of it!"
"Do you do this to#everyone who tries to#be nice to you?!"
"You... you do, don't#you."
"You're the one they're#all running from,#aren't you?"
"I-I don't know what to#do... I've been so...#naive."
"You're just a kid."
"..."
"Well, I'll be honest#with you."
"My handbook says#nothing about this#specific situation."
"However..."
"I do know that#something similar has#happened before."
"They put a stop to#that so..."
"It's up to me to put#a stop to this!"
"So you can take a hit."
"I'm sorry to hear#that."
"That means I'll just#have to hit harder!"
"You know, I'm almost#glad you attacked#me when you did."
"If you had waited,#I might have told you#where the others went."
"But now you'll never#find them."
"This whole thing is a#tragedy."
"And the saddest part#is that there was no#need for it."
"They say monsters are#made of love, hope,#and compassion."
"We would have agreed#to help you in a#heartbeat!"
"But you wouldn't#understand that."
"You're no monster."
"I know what you are..."
"...and it's something#I fear is much#worse."
"It's that hat of#yours that gives#you away."
"You're a human through#and through."
"I want you to know,#I don't hate your#kind."
"There's gotta be#nice humans out#there."
"Or at least#somewhat reasonable#humans."
"I hoped that was#you..."
"You're still trying?"
"Pretty... determined#there, aren't you."
"Luckily, so am I."
"..."
"Why... won't you back#down?"
"*huff* *huff*"
"..."
"..."
"Okay..."
"You win..."
"I'm done attacking,#so please..."
"Lower your weapon."
"..."
"...Thank you..."
"*huff* *huff*"
"My handbook says#this thing..."
"\"There's no shame#in a tactical#retreat.\""
"I've never... been#sure what that applied#to but..."
"I think... huff#...that time is# now."
"Oh! Ow! How are you#so strong?!"
"Why did I let my#guard down?..."
"I-I can't do this#alone!"
"I need to alert#the other Guards..."
"Please stay right#here!"
"She's tougher than#she looks, huh?"
"Luckily, so are you!"
"Don't let this guard's#flashy front get to you."
"I know a weak-willed#monster when I see one."
"Gee, these monsters#sure are cruel!"
"And who is their main#influence? The King."