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Jandroid

"* Wait! Another robot!?"
"* No way! We can't fight#  this thing!"
"* What if Chujin built-"
"* You know what? We'll#  talk later."
"* Let's find a peaceful#  way around them."
"* I'll do my best to#  provide defense for us."

"* Jandroid strolls up, whistling#  a pitchy tune."
"* The robotic duo, Jandroid and#  Goosic, are here!"
"* Rinse, repeated."
"* JANDROID -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* \"Hygiene\" is not in their#  vocabulary."
"* Jandroid wrings out their#  mop... over their head."
"* Jandroid tries to whistle to#  the music."
"* Jandroid tosses garbage this#  way and that."
"* Smells like poor choices."
"* Goosic's music is making#  Jandroid extra energetic."
"* Metallic mania fills the air!"
"* Goosic amps up the tunes as#  Jandroid lays down their mop!"
"* The duo's robotic voices grate#  on your ears like rusty saw#  blades."
"* The Jandroid's are trying to#  harmonize."
"* Smells like a landfill."
"* The Jandroid's are mopping#  each other's faces."
"* The Jandroid's sway to and#  fro."
"* Jandroid finds you too#  hygienic."
"* Jandroid will never forgive#  you as long as you walk the#  earth."
"* Goosic instantly forgets about# Jandroid."
"* The Jandroid begins mopping#  the wreckage."
"* Jandroid doesn't seem to know#  what they're doing anymore."
"* You hear metallic and#  electrical noises as Jandroid#  twitches."
"* You ask Jandroid what their#  primary directive is."
"* You ask Jandroid how they're#  still functioning."
"* You offer to give Jandroid#  a scrub. They seem offended."
"* Cleaning Jandroid wouldn't#  do any good at this point."
"* You look Jandroid over and#  tell them they need a shower."
"* You look Jandroid over and#  notice many missing screws."

"Gee, you're too#Clean! Let's#staIN thaT VEsT!!"
"Nothin' like the#smell of RuSted#meTal in the#Morning!!"
"I will NeVER take#out the TrASH!#YOU CAN'T MAKE#ME!!!"
"Scrub-a-dub-dub!#Sewage in the#tub!!!"
"Want a sip of#my Mop Water?#It's FReshly MaDe!! "
"Want a sip of#my Mop Water?#It's FReshly#MaDe!! "
"HA Heh!!#Bet I am DIRTIER#than YOU!!"
"It iS time#to Meet Our#Mops!!"
"*Hum-DEE-DUM#dE-DUMM!!"
"Hum-DEE-DUM#dE-DUMM!!"
"*ToGther we#are Strong!!!"
"ToGther we#are Strong!!!"
"EW!!! Soap???? "
"No!!#You diSGuST ME!#Get away!!"
"wow#SerIOUSLY!?!?!?."
"WHOA#therE!!"
"HahA!!#Cool Trick!!"
"//Cleaaaaan - _"
"LLLet's#;-:_#Wassh up"
"To rid the#Underground of#SOAP!!!"
"To cle//a--I#mean help all#Germs conquer#the land!!"
"NO YOU!!"
"You are RUDE!#Take THIS!!"
"I can't beLIEVE#you Would propose#such a Thing!"
"Don't comE#ANY cLosER!!"
"YEAH yeAH!!#puMP IT UP!!!!" (unused)
"goNNA woRK so#MucH HARDER!!!" (unused)
"W//what#was_That? /(" (unused)
"St_amwrrks#Need_/ scruBbed#0" (unused)
"AaAAaoo/aa/.#Bzzt.’\"<<<" (unused)

Goosic

"* Goosic has come to share some#  sounds."
"* The robotic duo, Jandroid and#  Goosic, are here!"
"* GOOSIC -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Music drives the mood."
"* Goosic slowly scratches a#  record with its needle. The#  sound is unbearable."
"* Goosic begins spinning in#  circles."
"* Your eardrums do not appreciate#  the current situation."
"* Goosic blasts battle music from#  its beak."
"* Goosic does a little two-step#  like it's nothing."
"* Goosic's music is making#  Jandroid extra energetic."
"* Metallic mania fills the air!"
"* Goosic amps up the tunes as#  Jandroid lays down their mop!"
"* The duo's robotic voices grate#  on your ears like rusty saw#  blades."
"* Goosic is lost in the music."
"* Goosic instantly forgets about#  Jandroid."
"* Jandroid will never forgive# you as long as you walk the# earth."
"* Goosic struggles to keep#  dancing."
"* Goosic's music bends in and out#  of tune."
"* You try to enjoy the music but#  can't keep up."
"* You close your eyes and tap#  your foot to the music. Goosic#  joins you."
"* You calm yourself in the midst#  of the battle."
"* You move Goosic's needle to a#  new, calmer record."
"* Goosic seems to be calming#  down. Shouldn't change the song#  now."
"* You try to move Goosic's needle#  but it shocks you."
"* You plug your ears in hopes to#  block the noise. Goosic just#  turns it up."
"* You try not to get wrapped up#  in the music."
"* You tune Goosic out."
"* Goosic is liking the new tune." (unused)

"bzt- YOU'RE#LISTENING TO#D-E-A-T-H#RADIO-O-o !"
"TH-TH-THIS ONE#GOES OUT TO ALL#THE HUMANS#OUT THERE !"
"LOUDER !#LOUDER !#LOUDER !"
"I'M G-GIVING AWAY#ONE FREE TICKET#TO THE A-A-AFTERLIFE !"
"bzt- AND NOW A WORD#FROM OUR SPONSOR:#BULLET-PATTERNS ! "
"THREE'S A CROWD !#IT'S CONCERT#TIME !"
"I SEE YOUR MOVES !#GET IT GET IT !"
"This is#n-nice :)"
"Mhm,#yeah :)"
"TA-TA-TAKE#A CHILL PILL#BUDDY !"
"D-DOn'T HATE#ON MY m/MusIC#TASTES_"
"BiT OF A#H-H-HARSH nOISE#COMPLAINT/ /"
"KEEP UP !#KEEP UP !"
"IF YOU CAN'T#V-VIBE TO IT,#GIVE IT U-U-UP !"
"WHAT'S THAT ?#MORE VOLUME ?"
"D-D-DISRESPECTFUL !"
"HEY W-W-what#is... this ?"
"WAIT !#I... Oh ?"
"Okay, yeah !#I see you !" (unused)
"Oh, now THIS#is groovy !" (unused)
"Come o-on,#relax a#l-l-little ." (unused)
"N-No need to#be bashful,#buddy ." (unused)
"Don't k-kill#the mood :)" (unused)
"I like#th-this one :)" (unused)

Telly-Vis

"* Telly-Vis tunes in!"
"* TELLYVIS -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Can't live with or without#  one another."
"* Telly-Vis are debating which#  season of the news is superior."
"* Telly pushes Vis' mouth-flap#  back and forth for amusement.#  Vis isn't having it."
"* Vis reminds Telly what time his#  favorite show airs but she only#  makes fun of him."
"* The sound of TV static fills#  your head."
"* Telly starts to sing an anime#  opening. Vis begs her to stop."
"* You wonder where the mute#  button is."
"* Telly-Vis hope you enjoyed the#  program."
"* Telly is frantically flipping#  channels."
"* Vis spits out a broken video#  cassette."
"* You help Telly finagle her#  antennas to find some#  programming."
"* You attempt to touch Telly's#  antennas again but she motions#  you away."
"* You see if Telly's antennas#  still function. They do not."
"* While this IS your favorite#  channel, Telly-Vis don't look#  amused."
"* Telly finds a show she thinks#  you'll love."
"* Nothing on."
"* You begin to drift off to the#  dismay of Telly.. "
"* You couldn't sleep if you#  wanted to."

"Don't touch that#dial! Seriously,#I'll hurt you."
"I live life in#glorious standard#definition!#Nothing better!"
"Never take#advice from#Vis. He's#a mouthful!"
"Network TV? Yeah,#I do the work,#and they net#the profits!"
"Ugh, Telly's#entertainment#is so...#temporary."
"Word of advice,#please rewind#your tapes before#feeding me."
"Can someone#please shut#Ms. Tube-brain#up?"
"Just... end it#all."
"Seen it!"
"I hate#reruns!"
"They'll reboot#anything#nowadays!"
"Gimme something#new!"
"T/Time to;?#Go on coMmercial#break. ... ."
"*Bzzztt(//#sz/_-__"
"What are you#staring at?"
"Nothing worth it,#that's for sure."
"There's nothing#on yet!"
"Because your#antennas are#crooked. Tapes#win again."
"Oh! Check#this out!"
"I'll admit,#this one#is good."
"Here comes the#best part!"
"Hard disagree."
"Am... Am I#boring you?"
"Ha!"
"Hey, buddy!#I'm still here!"
"Don't remind#me."
"Just what#I needed!"
"Can you detach#me while you're#at it?"
"Whoa, hey!#I'm picking#something up!"
"Oh?"
"They're good#where they are!"
"Can't say#the same."
"Hey, don't ruin#my electrical#flow!"
"She's been#trying to get#a signal#forever."
"R-ew///i#...n,d<" (unused)
"Th.i>s is- my#f-f-favorite shoOw/" (unused)
"/NeEd s[ome#Maint/enan-ce . ,," (unused)

Sousborg

"* Sousborg is ready to put your#  culinary skills to the test!"
"* SOUSBORG -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* A recipe for disaster."
"* Sousborg pours onion powder on#  his wounds."
"* Sousborg is leaking oil.#  Vegetable oil."
"* Looks like you're on the#  chopping block!"
"* Sousborg is juggling cleavers."
"* Sousborg cooks you some#  spaghetti! ...without water."
"* Smells like... food? Nice!"
"* Sousborg preheats his next#  attack."
"* Sousborg stares down a frozen#  TV dinner with great malice."
"* Sousborg bows to your culinary#  mastery!"
"* You tell Sousborg to take the#  egg and crack it over a pan."
"* You accuse Sousborg of#  undercooking his food."
"* You tell Sousborg to fill the#  pan with water and turn up the#  heat."
"* You tell Sousborg to heat the#  stove until the egg begins to#  sizzle."
"* You tell Sousborg to throw that#  puppy into the oven!"
"* You tell Sousborg to wrap the#  egg in plastic and let it chill#  out."
"* You tell Sousborg to pet the#  egg. He does. This accomplished#  nothing."
"* You tell Sousborg to grab some#  pepper and sprinkle it over the#  egg."
"* You toss Sousborg's cooking#  into the garbage."
"* You wash Sousborg's oil off of#  your hands."

"If you can't#stand ze heat...#good!"
"Natural#ingredients!#Never#substitute!"
"A bit of zis...#a bit of zat..."
"C'est croquant,#c'est fondant..."
"Réjouis-toi!#I am only going#to bring you to a#light boil!"
"Longue vie au#roi, courte vie#à l'humain!"
"Your complexion...#un poulet cru.#Some food will#help!"
"D../inner _:wiLl#be <r-Ready .>#Soon."
"Sw/>.eet _or#SAVory? "

"Do you have what#it takes to be#among ze greats?"
"Tell me, how does#one cook zis#brittle spheroid?"

"Ah yes! Just a#light tap on ze#edge!"
"Underground?#Undercooked!#What ez ze issue?"
"Quelle#impolitesse!"

"What ez ze next#step, hm?"
"Only master chefs#know ze secret#to perfect-e-on!"

"Water? Pah!#I cannot touch such#a zing!"
"No! Ze egg ez#already out of#its casing!"
"Oui! Turn up#ze heat!"
"What ez going on#inside your tiny#head? Non!"
"We are not making#pie! Get it#togezer!"

"Almost zere!"
"Ze final step#ez...?"

"Ze meal ez not#even done and#you want#leftovers?"
"Hopeless!#Unprofessional!"
"It accomplished#giving me joy...#but I cannot eat#joy!"
"Ze egg is not#alive! Well...#not anymore :/"
"Of course!#I must sow ze#seeds of flavour!"

"So you know ze#art of ze egg,#but what about#taste?"
"Bon Appétit!"
"..."
"...Incroyable!"
"Simply delicious!"
"Compliments to#ze chef!"
"Oh right, zat#ez me! Hahah!"
"But you, my#instructor!"
"You are one of#great talent!"
"Zank you for#guiding my#spatula!"

Guardener

"* Guardener ensnares you!"
"* GUARDENER -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Traps offenders for easy#  apprehension."
"* GUARDENER -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Should take her rage down a few#  notches."
"* White spores swirl through the#  air."
"* Guardener waters your cage."
"* Guardener slams her arms into#  the floor in agitation."
"* A great hostility is#  blossoming!"
"* Guardener looks down upon you,#  twitching slightly."
"* Smells like lawnmower#  clippings."
"* Guardener slams her arms into#  the floor in agitation."
"* Vines weave in and out of the#  ground all around you."
"* Guardener twitches at an#  alarming rate. This can't be#  good for her."
"* You're starting to think you've#  had your fill of plants."
"* Guardener gives it all she's#  got!"
"* Guardener cools down as steam#  seeps from her arms."
"* You pick some flowers and offer#  them. Guardener is too#  distracted."
"* You plead with Guardener and it#  seems to have an effect. Offense#  level lowered!"
"* You try to convince Guardener#  to stop fighting. Offense level#  lowered! "
"* You tell Guardener that this is#  a misunderstanding. Offense#  level lowered! "
"* You ask Guardener to think#  about what she's doing. Offense#  level lowered!"
"* You use rational in hopes of#  de-escalating the situation.#  Offense level lowered!"
"* You criticize Guardener for#  bugging out and attacking you.#  This does not help anyone."
"* You wriggle within your#  confines. The FIGHT vines#  weakened!" (unused)
"* You wriggle within your#  confines. The ITEM vines#  weakened!" (unused)
"* You wriggle within your#  confines. The MERCY vines#  weakened!" (unused)

"* Ack!"
"* I'm stuck, Clover!"
"* We need to find a way#  out of this! Fast!"

"I HAVE#INCAPACITATED#YOUR OPTIONS."
"I ASK YOU#COOPERATE WITH#ME."

"ACCEPT YOUR#OFFENSE,#TRAMPLER."

"YOU MUST LEARN#THAT PLANTLIFE#IS IMPORTANT."
"MORE IMPORTANT_#THA;N#Y0U. /"

"IF YOU DO NOT#YIELD, I WILL#CALL FOR BACKUP."

"YOU ARE A#HANDFUL. "
"I AM GOING TO#COUNT TO 3."

"1..."

"2..."
"NOT BLUFFING."

"3."
"[CALLING BACKUP_]"
"you called#for help,#guardener?"
"CORRECT."
"THIS TRAMPLER DOES#NOT VALUE THE#GREENHOUSE."
"what is#the offense#level, miss?"
"10 - TERMINATION."
"level 10!?"
"i mean, of#course!"
"we are#sorry,#offender."
"guardener#says you#deserve#termination."
"THEY KNOW.#I JUST SAID THAT."
"sooo...  "
"ATTACK.   "
"right."

"* This is only getting#  worse!"
"* Don't stop your efforts#  to free us!"

"_KEEP IT UP_<"

"PLEASE/ STAY IN#Y0UR_CONFINES !"

"* Way to go!"
"* I'll do what I can to#  help us escape for good!"

"CLEVERLY DONE."
"YOU HAVE GAINED#MY RESPECT."
"BUT YOU HAVE#NOT GAINED#MY MERCY."
"BOTS,#_ATTACK."

"ADEQUATE JOB."
"THANK YOU#FOR YOUR HELP. "
"no problem,#guardener."
"yeah, give#us a call#anytime."
"even just#to hang out#or smth."
"..."
"or not,#it's nbd."

"JUST YOU #AND I AGAIN."
"IT IS TOO BAD#I CANNOT GROW#TIRED."
"FOR YOU,#THAT IS."

"i'm here#for the#attack!    "
"OH. YOU#MISSED IT."
"seriously?#maaan."
"HEY, IT#IS OK."
"HERE, A FLOWER#TO CHEER#YOU UP."
"yoo #thanks"
"mind if i#attack a#little?"
"BY ALL#MEANS."

"STILL#STANDING?"
"YOU ARE#RATHER UPSETTING."

"JUST WAIT UNTIL#MY CREATOR HEARS#ABOUT THIS."
"YOU WILL GET#A LONG LECTURE."
"A LECTURE MORE#PAINFUL THAN#ANYTHING I AM#DOING."
"TRUE TORTURE."

"AFTER THAT, THE#HEAD OFFICE WILL#GIVE YOU AN AWARD:"
"\"EXCELLENCE IN#RUINING#GUARDENER'S DAY\""
"DESERVED."

"[GIVE_IN, #0_ALREADY// . .."

"WAIT-"
"YOU- Y0U / _I. .."
"[>/0FFENSE LEVEL#LOWERED_]"
". . ."
"OH. "
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"THERE S_SEEMS TO#BE A GAP IN MY#MEMORY CORE."
"I AM SORRY."

"* I think that did the#  trick!"
"* You're pretty clever in#  intense situations."
"* I'm... impressed."

"BZstzZ;Z t_T#//98 .. -"
"[CRITICAL MEMORY#ERROR]"
". . ."
";TRAMPLED_#FLOWERS . . ."
". . ."
"I CANNOT RECALL/#WHAT HA-S#TRANSPIRED _"
"IF_MY BOTANICAL#C0NDUCT WAS#/UNSATISFACTORY. . ."
". . ."
"NO.. . I WILL#N/NoT MAKE#EXCUSES_"
"I_MUST DESERVE#THIS. .. ."
"[SYSTEM FAILING.#SEEK REPAIRS#IMMEDIATELY]"
". . ."
"I SUP-POSE Y0U#F/EEL DIFF3RENTLY#BUT TO ME.. ."
"THE GARDEN_#. ."
"IT IS. ..#BEAUTIFUL."

"Talk about lethal!"
"Maybe try getting your#\"offense level\" lower?"

"Who knew a robot could#be so cold-blooded?#Or... just cold. "
"Unless things get even#weirder. You never know."

"This bot may be tough,#but you're tougher!"
"Put it back where it#came from!"

Axis

"* Axis Model 014, ready to#  attack!"
"* AXIS -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Today means the Surface."
"* The air thickens."
"* Death by metal & magic."
"* You feel the furnace's heat#  waves engulf you."
"* Smells like an unfortunate BBQ."
"* Axis seems on edge."
"* Axis is flipping through the#  Royal Guard guide book... in his#  mind."
"* Axis is having trouble charging#  up his next attack."
"* Axis blows into one of his#  vents to clean some dust. You#  don't know how."
"* Axis pinches the end of one of#  his gloves and releases the air.#  He finds it amusing."
"* Axis thinks this music is a bit#  intense for his tastes."
"* Axis is staring at you blankly#  until you do something."
"* Axis feels something..."
"* The feeling grows!"
"* You ready your trusty shield#  for whatever awaits."
"* You tell Axis he's not great at#  his job. If he could frown, he#  would."
"* You criticize Axis' attack#  strategy. Steam shoots out of#  his hearing ducts."
"* You say something rude to Axis.#  He \"HONESTLY DOES NOT APPRECIATE#  IT.\""
"* You pull on your shirt#  repeatedly in hopes to beat the#  heat. Your effort fails."
"* (You ask Ceroba to present#  your metallic creation.)"
"* (You commend Axis' vigilance.)"
"* (You tell Axis his steel frame#  is unwavering.)"
"* (You tell Axis his energy#  magic is the most impressive#  you've seen.)"
"* AXIS ACTION MESSAGE 2" (unused)

"WHAT ARE YOU#DOING WITH THAT#LID?"
"IT WAS NOT#SUPPOSED TO#BE USEFUL."
"THAT IS CHEATING."

"ZzzZZKKZ#DPPP-D_-A - _"
"WHAT WAS THAT?#WHAT DID I SAY?"
"\"ZzzZKKZ#DPPP-D_-A - _\"#IS NOT A WORD."
"WHY DID I SAY#THAT?"

"BZZT_Zz#PRpP /"
"I DID IT AGAIN.#HOW."
"WAIT. THIS IS#YOUR DOING. OF#COURSE IT IS."
"DO NOT SHOCK#ME AGAIN, OKAY?"

"AZ_a_D?f#F . ."
"I A-AM ST_ARTING#TO REGRET GIVING#YOU THAT LID."
"COULD YOU PLEASE#DROP IT?"
"JUST KICK IT#INTO THE FIERY#PIT BELOW US.#SIMPLE."

"ZBsssZ t-t-D#? d"
"THAT IS ENOUGH."
"UNBEKNOWNST TO#YOU, I BROUGHT#A BACKUP PLAN."
"PORTABLE#GENERATORS#=#INFINITE BATTERY."
"GOOD LUCK."

"* Clover! I'm almost through!"
"* Whatever you're doing, it#  seems to be working!"
"* Keep at it until he's out of#  juice!"
"UM.#I CAN HEAR YOU."
"YOU TWO THINK#YOU ARE SOOO#SMART."
"HA, I DO NOT#RUN ON \"juice.\""
"IN FACT, I DO#NOT RUN AT ALL. "
"I ROLL."
"OBVIOUSLY."
"* ..."

"SERIOUSLY???"
"I AM REACHING#UNHEARD LEVELS#OF [ticked]."
"LEVEL 7 AT#LEAST.#YOUR FAULT."

"[screw] YOU#[screw] YOU#[screw] YOU#[screw] YOU#[screw] YOU-"

"DoPDzzzZ_//"
"GAH. "
"YOU WOULD NOT#LIKE ME AT LOW#BATTERY."
"I AM WARNING YOU#TO NOT DRAIN#MY BATTERY."

"* And there we go!"
"* Good job holding your#  own while I was#  occupied."
"* Axis seems pretty#  dazed, one more shock#  should do him in!"
"* Let's end this!"

ZzzzzBBZzzzz#AooaaaA- _- .  .
"*BEEP BEEP*"
"SHUTTING OFF#STRENUOUS#EMOTIONS#TO SAVE POWER."
"AH."
"WHAT DID YOU#DO TO ME?"
"I DON'T FEEL AN#UTTER MURDEROUS#RAGE ANYMORE."
"I... DO NOT#KNOW WHAT TO#DO WITH MYSELF."
"SUPPOSE I WILL#STARE AT YOU#BLANKLY UNTIL#YOU DO SOMETHING."

"* Of course!"
"* Hey Axis!"
"WHAT."
"* How do you feel about#  second dates?"
"LIKE A#CALENDAR?"
"I..."
"WHAT IS THIS?"
"THIS FEELING?"
"* Uh oh!"
"SOULMATE LOCATED."
"PERFECTION#PERSONIFIED."
"WHERE HAS THIS#BEAUTY BEEN ALL#MY LIFE?"
"* Holy..."
"THE SHIMMER.#THE COMPLEXION."
"THE...#C U R V E S"
"* OKAY that's enough!"
"* Clover, let's uh...#  let's wrap this up."

"..."

"I... WHAT?"

"WELL...#I MEAN, YEAH."
"THANK YOU,#I GUESS."

"COME ON, YOU#DO NOT MEAN#THAT."
"* (You do.)"
"YOU DO?"
"WHOA. HEY.#I FEEL FUNNY."
"I FEEL...#GOOD."
"THANK YOU FOR#CONFIRMING MY#NARCISSISM,#HUMAN."
"NOTE: THAT WAS#A \"JOKE.\""

"BzZT-Z// z. ._ ."
". . . W-wW-"
"-WHA_T HAS H/APPENeD#TO M..E?"
"D-D-DAMAGE CRITICAL_"
"Se-EK R/ePAI'RS IM#EDIATELY_"
"I S_EE .  . ."
"CALLInG MR. ChUJIN_"
"CREaTOR. .. ?"
"CALLInG MR. ChUJIN_"
"CRE_TO R, I NEED#ASSIST//ANCE_"
"CALLInG MR. Ch , . _"
"/CrEAt.. ,.."
"CAL-L , , i n g _"
"CRe. ..."
"."
"creator."

"Clearly Axis wasn't#built to last."
"You can take him out,#I'm sure of it!"

"This bot's done nothing#but bully you around!"
"Give him a taste of his#own metallic medicine!"

"Brush yourself off,#Clover!"
"It's time to put#the \"ax\" in Axis!"

Axis Genocide

"* Axis Model 014, ready to#  defend."
"* AXIS -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat)
"* Can't hold out forever."
"* In your way."
"* Outlast his efforts."
"* One is all it will take. Keep#  going."
"* Finish what you started."
"* They are responsible."
"* A road ahead."
"* . . ."
"* Axis has cooled off."
"* You pressure Axis' defense but#  he stands firm."

"* You tell Axis that his time is#  up."
"* He chooses not to respond." (unused)

"* You grip your sidearm with#  enmity..."
"* Something stirs inside." (unused)

"* Axis geno flavor 9." (unused)

"HoW L0NG ARE wE#GOInG TO DO#THIS?"

"I DID nOT THiNK#BOTS COuLD GET#TIR3D."
"BUT HeRE I AM.#TIRED AS [heck]."

"STILL_ GoiNG,. ."

"\"hey axis please#do another sick#attack.\""
"OK BuT JUST#BEC4USE Y0U ASKED#NIcELY."

"OK."
"OK. .. ."
"LET M3 CATCH#mY STEAM."
". . ."
"I THINK. ."
"IT is TIME#FOR A BrEAK..#. . ."

"HoW L0NG ARE wE#GOInG TO DO#THIS?"
"My SHIELD iS#IMPERVI0US TO#YOuR BULL3TS."
"SO yOU_SHOULD#G1VE uP."
"AND AnYWAY, ,,"
"AS I SAID#bEF0RE.."
"I CAN eXAPLAIN#EV3RYTHING to#YOU."
"Y0U SEE, I DO#nOT HAvE THE#FrE3DOMS YoU#HAVE."
"MY PR0GRAMMING.#.."
"I H4D no_CHOICE."
"I WAS FORCED#TO NEUTRALIZE#THAT HUMAN."
"W-WAIT."
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"HOLD ON. PLEASE."
"I AM SORRY."
"I DIDN'T WANT TO   "

"This piece of junk#did you in?"
"Heh, thought you were#better than that."

"You should've dealt#with this bot a#long time ago."
"But no, had to play#the big bad action#hero!"

"I can't help but feel#like this is karma,#heh."
"But I GUESS I should#still revive you..."


"* You notice Micro Froggit#  attacking you!"
"* MICRO FROGGIT -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Often falls through the cracks."
"* Micro Froggit doesn't seem#  convinced. You may have been#  looking in the wrong direction."
"* Micro Froggit is shaking, but#  you might just be straining#  your eyes."

Macro Froggit

"* MACRO FROGGIT -- ATK " + string(enemy_attack_stat) + " DEF " + string(enemy_defense_stat) + "#* Big frog."
"* Frog."
"* Smells like frog."
"* Ribbit???"
"* Macro Froggit stomps around,#  shaking the whole room."
"* Macro Froggit reigns!"
"* Macro Froggit towers above#  all."
"* His greenness."
"* Your head is spinning."
"* Frog."
"* Frog?"
"* Frog!" (unused)
"* What the..." (unused)

"C R O A K ."
"M A C R O#R I B B I T ." (unused)

"M A C R O#C R O A K ."
"R I B B I T ."
"C R O A K ."
"*GIANT FROG#NOISES*"
"R I B B I T#R I B B I T"
"B I G#C R O A K :D"
"W O B B L E#W O B B L E"
"M A C R O#K E R O"
". . .#(Macro ellipsis.)"

". . ."
"W O R R I E D#R I B B I T."
"M E G A  C R O A K"
"T . . .#"
"T H E#F I N A L#. . .#"
"T H E#F I N A L#F R O G ."
"C O L L E C T I O N#T I M E ."