NPCs Steamworks

gml_Object_obj_steamworks_04_controller_Step_0:
"* I need to concentrate# right now."

gml_Object_obj_axis_npc_backtrack_Step_0:
"* HELLO, HUMAN."
"* YOU CAUGHT ME ON A DATE# WITH THE LOVELY."
"* TURNS OUT I DID NOT# HAVE TO RECHARGE."
"* YEP, I CAN RUN ON LOVE# ALONE. WHO KNEW?"
"* STILL, I DID SPEND SOME# TIME IN MY LOCKER."
"* WHY?"
"* SEVEN MINUTES IN# HEAVEN."

"* HOW INFORMAL OF ME."
"* I DID NOT INTRODUCE YOU# TO MY SPOUSE."
"* THIS IS DAISY. "
"* MY SPOUSE."
"* THEY ARE NAMED AFTER# THE FLOWER."
"* IT IS MUCH DIFFERENT# FROM THE PLANTS HERE."
"* FOR ONE, IT HAS COLOR."
"* FOR TWO, IT DOES NOT# SMELL OF BLEACH."
"* JUST LIKE MY SPOUSE."

"* SOONER OR LATER..."
"* I SUPPOSE WE WILL HAVE# TO ESTABLISH OUR NEW# SOCIETY."
"* THAT WILL BE TRICKY."
"* MR. SCREEN WANTS THIS# \"TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT\"# THING."
"* I TRIED TO PLAY IT OUT.# YOU KNOW, LOOK AT THE# PROS AND CONS."
"* BUT SADLY, I DO NOT SEE# THE OTHER BOTS JIVING# WITH IT."
"* HATE TO CRUSH MR.# SCREEN'S DREAMS, BUT IT# IS WHAT IT IS."

"* SAY, WHERE DID THE TALL# LADY GO?"
"* DID YOU NOT HAVE# BUSINESS IN HOTLAND?"
"* OH NO."
"* YOU DID NOT GET# SEPARATED, DID YOU?"
"* I KNOW YOUNG FOLK GET# LOST IN SUPERMARKETS ALL# THE TIME."
"* AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT# IT..."
"* THE STEAMWORKS MIGHT BE# BIGGER THAN A# SUPERMARKET."
"* WHAT IF... WHAT IF MY# FUTURE CHILD GETS LOST# IN HERE?"
"* THIS IS NOT GOOD. NOT# GOOD AT ALL."
"* YOU GOT ME SLIPPING# INTO THE ANXIETY ZONE."
"* *BEEP BEEP*"
"* ANXIETY ZONE REACHED_"
"* SEARCHING FOR RATIONAL_"
"* OH, I KNOW."
"* I WILL INSTALL A# TRACKER IN MY CHILD."
"* GENIUS. "
"* I JUST SOLVED 90% OF# PARENTAL PROBLEMS."

"* THAT IS ALL THE# \"CATCHING UP\" I HAD# PLANNED."
"* HOPE YOUR LIFE TURNS# OUT AS SICK AS MINE."
"* GOODBYE, HUMAN."

"* WHO GOES THERE???"
"* IT IS NOT YOU BECAUSE I# GO THERE."
"* SCANNING_"
"* AH, HELLO \"HATTED# HUMAN.\""
"* HOPE YOU ARE WELL THIS# FINE EVENING."

"* YES, I HAD TO SCAN YOU# TO REMEMBER."
"* IT IS STANDARD# PROCEDURE AFTER A# RECHARGE."
"* AH, THE PRECIOUS# MEMORIES ARE FLOODING# BACK."
"* WE ALMOST MURDERED EACH# OTHER SO MANY TIMES."
"* LMAO."
"* WHAT? THAT IS A THING I# SAY NOW."
"* SOUS-BORG TAUGHT ME."
"* IT MEANS \"LET'S MAKE AN# OMELETTE.\""

"* SAY, WHERE DOES A BOT# FIND A HAT LIKE YOURS?"
"* I WOULD ROCK A CAP LIKE# THAT."
"* MIGHT TURN SOME HEADS,# YOU KNOW?"
"* UH WELL, I SUPPOSE I# NEVER MENTIONED IT# BUT..."
"* WOW, THIS IS# EMBARRASSING."
"* I CAN FEEL MY FACE# TURNING BRIGHT GRAY."
"* YOU KNOW WHAT?# NEVERMIND."
"* IT IS BETWEEN ME AND MY# E-DIARY."

"* HAVE FUN IN THE# STEAMWORKS, HUMAN."
"* IF YOU PLAN TO TAKE A# SWIM IN THE BOILING# LAKE, BRING FLOATIES."
"* THE LIFEGUARD WAS# RECENTLY PROMOTED TO A# DEATHGUARD."
"* TRAGIC. LMAO."

gml_Object_obj_steamworks_07_controller_Step_0:
"* I know you're skilled# enough for this small# task."
"* Go on."

gml_Object_obj_steamworks_13_controller_Step_0:
"* Find anything that looks# like a makeshift body# part."
"* I don't know, be# creative."

gml_Object_obj_jandroid_overworld_Step_0:
"* Hum-dee-dum!"
"* A few more days of scrubbing# and this inch of the bridge# will be spotless!!"

"* No offense, but you look like# you could use a cleaning!"
"* Golly gee! If I weren't on# duty, I'd help!"
"* What to do? What to do?"
"* Say... mosey on back to the# generator complex!"
"* You can toss yourself into one# of the washing# machines!!!"
"* (Note: You should not toss# yourself in a washing machine.)"

"* You want a sip of my mop# water???"
"* I know you do!!"
"* Drink up!! DriNk UP!!!"

gml_Object_obj_steamworks_manta_Step_0:
"* (Take a ride?)"
ch[1] = "Yes"
ch[2] = "No"

gml_Object_obj_steamworks_17c_clock_Step_0:
"* Tick-tock - tick-tock -# tick-tock..."
"* The current time is 6:26,# Monday morning!"
"* You may have noticed the# apple trees outside the# Steamworks are blooming."
"* That means Spring is upon us! "
"* This time of year, my creator# recommends a picnic by the# river just south of here!"

"* Why the puzzled look? Have we# not met before?"
"* I am the Grandfather Clock of# the Underground!"
"* It is my responsibility to# keep the standard time for all# monsters."
"* However, I cannot help but# feel there is a miscalculation# in my tick-tocking."
"* It is simply driving me mad!"

"* I do not sense the gears# turning within these walls."
"* Hm, yes, I believe the main# clock face outside has stalled!"
"* An engineer should arrive to# fix it soon."
"* Do not worry, I will continue# to keep the time!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_boba_Step_0:
"* (Slurp slurrrrp)"
"* Ahhhh!"
"* Nothing like Steamworks# Boba-Soup (TM) to fuel the# engine!"
"* What? Don't act like you've# never heard of it."

"* Did you know that humans also# run on a liquid? It's called# \"blood.\""
"* Apparently it doesn't taste# any good, which is like, a# total shame."

"* I'd let you try this stuff but# it's total poison to# non-robots."
"* How do I know that? I don't."
"* I just wanna deter you from# draining my sweet sweet lake."

"* I'm still open for business!"
"* Take a look! 30G an item!"
ch[1] = "Moss Salad"
ch[2] = "Grassy Fries"
ch[3] = "Flower Stew"
ch[4] = "Cancel"
ch[1] = "-SOLD OUT-"
ch[2] = "-SOLD OUT-"
ch[3] = "-SOLD OUT-"

"* Sorry, a monster's gotta make# a profit from their# investments."
"* Need that G."

"* You're... leavin'?"
"* My products are high-quality,# I swear!"
"* Come on, pal!"

"* Well... that's all I got."
"* You never were very interested# in my wares, huh?"
"* I guess I'm quite the lousy# salesman when push comes to# shove."
"* Thanks for ya time."

"* You cleared me out!"
"* Thanks for spending all that# G. Ya boy appreciates it!"
"* All in all, you've been a good# customer."
"* If ya ever need somethin', you# can always count on me for# quality!"

"* I ain't the down-to-earth type# but uh... Thanks..."
"* Ya know... for supportin' me so# much."
"* You emptied my inventory every# time we crossed paths."
"* I've been in a bit of# financial trouble to be# frank..."
"* But because of you, (and a# little luck), I might be able# to put that behind me."
"* Ya done good, kid. Catch ya# later!"

gml_Object_obj_steamworks_23_controller_Step_0:
"* Go on."
"* Just scream if# something makes an# attempt on your life."

gml_Object_obj_goosic_overworld_Step_0:
"* Uh ! Uh ! What a s-s-sound !"
"* You hearing this, human ?"
"* Odd, a bit short, but# endearing ."
"* Kinda like you !"

"* Life wouldn't be the same# without m-m-music !"
"* What's your favorite kind of# music, huh ?"
"* Our listeners would love to# kn-o-o-ow !"
"* [ANSWER HERE]"
"* Oh ! That's one of my# favorites t-t-too !"

"* Oh, yes, I forgot to mention# that we are L-I-V-E live right# now !"
"* We have a lovely audience# tonight !"
"* Say \"hi\", audience ! !"
"* . . ."
"* Must be a w-w-weak signal ? ?"

gml_Object_obj_guardener_bot_3_Step_0:
"* do you know where guardener# went?"
"* i felt we really hit it off."
"* i'm thinking of calling her up# for work inquiries - aka asking# her out on a hot date."
"* i know bot love is forbidden# but that makes it ten times# more exciting."
"* and besides, they can't smite# the smitten."
"* not as long as i'm strapped."

"* i see you carry a sidearm# yourself."
"* a sixshooter, right? reliable,# stylish, i like it."
"* make sure to be responsible# with it."
"* it's \"safety first\" in the# steamworks after all."

"* i gotta start thinking of what# to wear on my date."
"* saw a fella in a nice vest and# hat earlier."
"* maybe i could get some advice# from him.

gml_Object_obj_guardener_bot_2_Step_0:
"* bot fact:"
"* \"bots all have a passion for# something. a programmed# fixation.\""
"* for example, i'm a huge fan of# arson."

"* bot fact:"
"* \"bots are not allowed to# swear. it is indecent and# rude.\""
"* alas, i am cursed to this# family friendly environment."

"* bot fact:"
"* \"bots are not allowed to# engage in romantic# relationships."
"* it would run the risk of# bypassing the sentience# suppression system.\""
"* ...what does \"romantic# relationships\" mean?"
"* why can't we interact with# friendly boats from the roman# empire?"

"* i only memorized three bot# facts."
"* anything i say now would only# be bot fiction."

gml_Object_obj_guardener_bot_1_Step_0:
"* oh hey. no hard feelings about# the fight earlier."
"* like sure, we kinda broke the# first law of robotics but tbh,# we live in a lawless land. "
"* anarchy reigns in this# metallic hellscape."

"* the three of us are the last# Lil Bots around."
"* only became that way an hour# ago."
"* one of our models rallied# seven others to high dive into# the burning lake."
"* why? beats me."
"* apparently the stuff tastes# good but the calories can't be# good for you."
"* it's also, like, 300 degrees# celsius."

gml_Object_obj_tellyvis_overworld_Step_0:
"* How goes it, lil fella?"
"* Sorry, but we're on a station# break at the moment."
"* What's broadcasting in the# meantime?"
"* Why my face of course!"
"* Ugh, this break can't end soon# enough!"

"* When can I play a movie I# like?"
"* Your movies go against the# very nature of television!"
"* Gratuitous violence... heavy# cursing... a secret third# thing..."
"* Third thing?"
"* Oh you mean"
"* Nuh-uh-uh! Off limits!!"
"* We can only host mild cursing# with censored/and or cartoon# violence."
"* TV-14 at worst!"
"* Yeeeah, but that's not gonna# stop anybody, now is it?"

"* We hope we've entertained you,# fella!"
"* Television is a wonderful# invention!"
"* It's even better when you sit# inches from the screen with# your eyes WIDE open!"
"* What? No! Don't do that, kid.# Don't listen to her."
"* Yes! Destroy your eyesight!!"
="* Your lenses should thicken# with every exam!!!"
"* You can't just say these kinds# of things to kids!"
"* (Shut your flap, Vis! I'm# running an optometrist ad!)"
"* That doesn't make it better!!!"

gml_Object_obj_factory_02_conveyor_belt_panel_Step_0:
"* I appreciate your eagerness to# help but this job is done!"
"* Don't you worry, there is# plenty more to do elsewhere! "
"* We reside in an industrial# buffet of endless labor!!!"

gml_Object_obj_factory_02_conveyor_belt_panel_2_Step_0:
"* Remember, the passcode is# " + global.factory_code + "."

gml_Object_obj_sousborg_overworld_Step_0: (unused)
"* Ah, bonjour! Mon apprenti!"
"* Welcome back to ze kitchen!"
"* Thanks to your infinite# wisdom, I have kept myself# busy!"
"* Oui! Nossing but frying eggs# for ze past ‘our!"
"* I am gifting free samples so# have a taste if you like!"

"* Have you seen ze flora# everywhere?"
"* Ces plantes blanches..."
"* Well! Zeir taste iz just# lovely!"
"* I ground some up into a new# spice to use on zi eggs!"
"* But, for some reason, zi eggs# did not like it."
"* Zey melted in my pan when the# spice touched zem!"
"* Quelle tragédie! Amour# interdit!"

"* You are ze first monstre I# have spoken to in a while!"
"* I do miss conversing with# ozers, espessially my creator!"
"* We have a lot in common. Our# physique, voice, culinary# skills - zey all match!"
"* I was confused why we were zi# only ones in ze Steamworks like# zis..."
"* He said zat many monstres come# from ze outside world. Ze# Surface!"
"* And on ze Surface are many# different types of beings from# different places!"
"* When all monstres migrated to# zis mountain, some of zem# hailed from zose places!"
"* And so, zeir wonderful# traditions and cultures have# spread around down here!"
"* What a beautiful sing!"

"* I asked my creator where his# family was from."
"* He told me about a land far# away with millions like me!"
"* But I simply cannot believe# such a sing!"
"* Millions of culinary bots# living togezer?"
"* Impossible!"
"* Zere would not be enough# frying pans to go around!"

gml_Object_obj_npc_hermit_Step_0:
"* Oh my! You startled me!"
"* I know my eyes aren't what they# used to be but..."
"* ...You aren't a machine,# correct?"
ch[1] = "Correct"

"* I can't believe it. Another# monster in the Steamworks? "
"* Thought I was the only one."
"* I'm not incredibly social but# you're welcome to rest up here."

ch[2] = "No, I am"

"* Hm? You look nothing like the# others."
"* Don't pull my leg now. At my# age, it might break off."

"* This facility used to be the# epicenter for innovation back# in the day."
"* In my prime I was a chemist.# A pretty good one too."
"* That is... until they let# everyone go."
"* Said there were too many cooks# in the kitchen, wanted to focus# in."
"* Couldn't let my passion go that# easily so I hid away when they# locked up. "
"* Now I have the freedom to# experiment whenever and however# I please."
"* Though... no one is around to# witness my efforts."

"* Personally, I blame the# shutdown on the robotics# project, unruly things."
"* I thought I was rid of their# antics until an hour or so ago."
"* The facility powered up and# they all began to roam like# zombies back from the dead."
"* I hid here in the meantime.# Those heaps of metal are mighty# unpredictable."

"* I'm guessing it was you, right?# The one who turned the# generator back on?"
"* I must thank you, it isn't# ideal to live in the dark."
"* Many times I have attempted the# journey but the obstacles are# far too numerous."
"* No need to worry, though. Life# has been just fine."
"* Aside from the reserves left# behind, those white plants are# quite edible."
"* Couldn't run out of food if I# wanted to."

"* On your way out, feel free to# use any equipment you like."
"* While I prefer working alone..."
"* ...I can't deny that science# is best accomplished as a# collaborative effort."
"* I'm going to wait here until# the robots disperse but I wish# you luck on your travels!"

"* What a day, what a day."
"* It seems those wily bots have# finally calmed themselves."
"* Thank goodness too, my hideout# was getting awfully cramped!"

"* Since the power was turned on,# all of the equipment functions# again!"
"* That means I'm free to conduct# experiments without# limitations!"
"* It has been some time since I# operated that computer over# there."
"* I had forgotten that they# programmed a game into the# mixing process."
"* Was that really necessary?"
"* My ancient eyes can barely# keep up!"

"* I apologize for cutting our# talk short but there is so much# to do now."
"* You'll just have to wait until# after the tests."