You wake up when it’s morning a day like any other day in your perfect looking bedroom, you get dressed into your favorite outfit you found hanging on your chair. You threw on a hoodie your step dad bought you before he died. And of course, your favorite necklace, a gift from your father before he died, a gift you never part with.
You glared into the mirror, your sparkling (E/C) orbs glaring back at you. Your face was perfectly symmetrical and has been described as “beautiful” by many who met you. You were simply not like the other girls! You tie her shiny brunette hair into a ponytail and go downstairs for breakfast.
You went downstairs to your mom who was cooking you pancakes for breakfast. “Morning sweaty” she rung out.
“Good morning mother…” you had animosity in her voice, your mother sold her to Spoiled Lemon after all!
Your life has never been the same since your father died and your step father died and your mom sold her to Spoiled Lemon.
You could go for a party, your life had been hard lately
You realized you were late and set down your pancakes, “I’m gonna be late!!!!!” You grabbed a piece of toast and ran off. On your way you did three backflips in a row as you did everyday, you weren’t like the other girls, too girly to do backflips, and the ones who did were gymnasts, that just wasn’t you, you was too clumsy to ever be a gymnast.
You were on your way to the Walmart you worked at, a job you hated but were forced to work anyways, as you and your mom were very poor, still living off the money she sold you to Spoiled Lemon for. You both lived in a super tiny petite 5 bedroom house. On the way to your hated job you ran into a someone, you impacted on the concrete, your toast flying from your mouth, your femur snapped in half from the impact.
You looked up at the person you ran into, looking into the glowing cyan orbs and shiny black and blue hair you immediately recognized who this was…
“Mephone4?!” You cried out. The host of one of your most favorite game shows Inanimate Insanity!!! The gameshow you watched since it debuted, your coworkers made fun of you for in all your Walmart years.
You flashback into a Walmart memory, you were sketching drawings of all your favorite contestants from the show in your notebook, your coworker Cydnee walked by, she was short, blonde, and preppy, the three worst things a girl can be. She giggled “what’s this???” She grabbed it from your hands, reading it and laughing. “Is this Object Insanity!” She laughed giving it to the others, another girl, Madisyn, also blonde but not naturally took out a lighter and burned it, “I bet this is the only reason you want to work at Walmart!” She wasn’t wrong but it still hurt. A charred drawing of Mephone flew out and you grabbed it, tucking it in your Walmart uniform pocket.
You shook the bad memory form your mind, looking back into the cyan orbs of the host, your face reflected back in them, you looked distraught, makeup smudges and eyeliner streaming since you were too poor for waterproof eyeliner. Mephone4 helped you up, you couldn’t walk, you didn’t know what to do, your step father always taught you if someone causes a liability sue them, every night he’d read you bedtime stories about financial compensation.
You stared at the host, “I’m suing you,” he looked scared “Will you not sue if I let you… join my gameshow?” He asked. Your eyes lit up like in those animes you never watched but your friends did. You sniffed “R-really??” You never knew about gameshows other than how your cousin Dora joined one after her parents died and she lost her job at Subway.
“Of course I’ll join!” You smiled. Mephone got a contract for you to sign to join and dialed an ambulance to help your leg. As they put you in a stretcher and loaded you in the ambulance Mepad handed you you a mocha latte from Starbucks he picked up for you.
“New femur new me” you smiled.
After staying in the hospital and getting your leg healed you got to join the show. You arrived just in time for season 2, you stopped onto the contestant grounds, nervous about your first day, there were some repeating contestants and some new ones.
You looked around, your gaze meeting some surrounding contestants, you brushed your fingers through your hair, getting anxious, you start singing to calm yourself, you sung Fight Song by Rachel Platten, your beautiful singing voice through the grounds. All eyes turned to you, your face turned red, realizing they heard you, every started clapping and shouting your name, you brushed your hair behind your ear, embarrassed.
“Wow looks like you guys have some competition” Mepad lamented.
You look around, a few people looked jealous of your talent. You smirked, if only the Walmart Mean Girl Plastic Heathers (as you called them” could see this!
You looked up, the orange sun was setting into the sky, almost watching your (E/C) orbs, your childhood friend described them as “like blood spilled across an empty canvas at sunset” before she got hit by a semi truck. You’d win this game for her!
Mephone announced who would be in each game, when your name was called some preppy girls named Salt and Pepper got mad “Of course he chooses her! Little Miss Broken Femur!!!” You stuck up your middle finger at them, tough on the outside but dying inside, like your childhood friend who got hit by a semi truck.
Those girls were probably just mad they weren’t cool enough to be picked.
Mephone announced the first challenge, to stay on an iceberg. You were all instructed to go on there. That’s how team leaders were picked.
You felt scared, not ready for this, you hummed Trouble by Taylor Swift to calm yourself. All of a sudden a green hair girl ran towards you ready to push you in, you dodged, while dodging you noticed were features, her flat ironed hair and glasses flashes against her tacky sweaty and coat, ew a pick me.
You were about to be pushed in by Apple from season 1 until… a tall guy with a baseball uniform pushed her in, you fell against the ice from attempting to dodge her, you look into his red orbs… shiny like yours… you felt comfortable for the first time since you got here… you shook your head, no! You can’t love the enemy!!
The game went on until only you and the baseball player were left. You stared at him, before knowing what you had to do, you charged at him pushing him into the water, blood rushed in your ears and face, he fell in splashing in beneath you.
Did you… win?
“Congratulations Baseball and Y/N! You will be the team captains!” Mephone announced.
The teams were picked and you headed home, you went into your bed, pulling out the charred photo of Mephone, your dream came true at last, you went to sleep until being woken by your mother yelling at you.
“Y/N get in the kitchen now!”
Your mother scolded you for being a super rich gameshow, you were kicked out for being too pretty, before you left an awful secret was told “Your best friend who got hit by the semi truck? That was your father driving it… he never died from falling off a cliff he died by that”
You were horrified, running away crying, ready to start living at Inanimate Insanity, Mephone agreed to give you a cabin, but you had to have a roommate. You walked into your dorm, a girl with short blonde hair sat across from you, you felt anger towards her, she seemed stuck up and rude, you observed her eating fish food, she thinks she’s quirky… wait until she meets you!
To show who’s boss you filled the room with obscure indie artist posters like Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, along with those you added the Mephone drawing.
This was going to be an interesting time in your life, you lamented sipping a Starbucks coffee.
The next day the challenge was announced… a singing contest! Perfect for you!
You sipped your coffee only to find out… it’s poison! Someone did this to sabotage your team!
You started crying, you were about to die from the poison coffee, another team member you never spoke to helped you, he called poison control, the hospital picked you up, shocked anyone would poison you with how pretty and nice you were “I’ve never wronged anyone” you sighed. The other teammate sat next to you on the way to the hospital, he had shiny red hair with a symmetrical face… very cute…
You looked into his red orbs he smiled, “how long have you watched Inanimate Insanity, Y/N”
You blushed, “Since the debut” you blushed again but this time more.
“Too bad this challenge will be lost…” you sigh.
“It’s ok, your safety is more important to me… want to watch Total Drama Island with me?” You squealed, you loved that show after half an episode the nurse made you take medicine to keep you from dying.
Later that day when you got back to Inanimate Insanity your team was mad at you for almost dying and costing them the challenge. Microphone won by singing Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez.
Fan sat by you ready to cheer you, “wanna listen to music?” You and him shared a pair of earbuds, all of a sudden a song you didn’t know played, and that’s rare since you were a big fan of indie music, you heard anything but the preppy popular music the mean girls listened to.
“What is this?” You asked. “It’s Dr. Sunshine is Dead by Will Wood” he smiled.
“Ew I had emo music” you said, he looked hurt, good.
“Wanna play so,e Stumbleguys then?” He smiled through the pain.
You were so mad about this, you weren’t like other girls, you didn’t play those games “Fall Guys is literally free” you growled. He looked even more hurt. You smiled.
Walking up to your room to sulk and listen to Taylor Swift over this breakup… all of sudden you heard talking outside… TACO FROM SEASON 1?!
“I’m glad I poisoned her she’s is quirky” she said.
You got so mad you jumped out the window and started fighting her.
Everyone gasped while you sung Class Fight by Melanie Martinez.
It was the middle of the competition and Mephone wasn’t looking Taco had poison and trouble was cooking, she had the game wrapped around her finger tight, I wanted to win but it wasn’t in my sights, Mepad gave me notes to tell to Taco, she was with Mic and I got jelly… I wanted to be in her shoes for one day, I just waited till then to make her pay…
Mommy why do I feel sad should I let her win or feel this bad? No no no don’t you choke daddy chimed in go for the throat (for the throat for for the throat daddy chimed in go for the throat for the throat for for the throat daddy chimed in go for the throat)
Her face was messed up and my hands were bloody, we were in the contestant grounds things got muddy, Mephone broke us up after I broke her, and everyone else called me a monster
Mommy why do I feel sad should I let her win or feel this bad? No no no don’t you choke daddy chimed in go for the throat (for the throat for for the throat daddy chimed in go for the throat for the throat for for the throat daddy chimed in go for the throat daddy chimed in for the throat)
(Original parody of Class Fight by Melanie Martinez do not steal or claim as your own! If you use it give credit)
Taco was about to win until a mysterious entity came down, he was wearing a shirt with bfdi engraved on it, he had shiny blue hair and looked very hot…
It was… Four from BfB?!
You were struck with memories from Walmart of being bullied for liking bfdi, your Blocky x readers were burned and your fanart was laughed at.
But now Four was right I’m front of you?!
Four reached for you hand… you reached back… he’s gorgeous cartoony orbs looking at yours and then…
A semi truck rolled by it hit you like a yellow school bus! The impact put you into cardiac arrest. Four in the distance was sad, he never got to meet the true you. You sobbed, tears from your gorgeous orbs…
Before you knew it you were in a coffin, your mother sobbing about how she shouldn’t treated you nicer… and above all… Fan stood over you… staring into your soul.
And beatboxes, he’s mad skills impressing you even up in heaven.
Baseball wipes a tear from his eye. "Now you're just somebody that I used to know..."
Baby by Justin Bieber played.
The end! 😭😢😢💖😔😢😋😱😟