Talia was talking with Leslie in her apartment,
Hey Testy? Wanna know about my shirt?” Leslie proceeded to tell Talia about her old shirt called Golden Boy. After explaining that she cut herself off to share some more news.
“Hey by the way did you know that “Peace and War” was almost called “War? What is it Good For?” She smiled, her short blonde hair over her eyes.
“Lightbulb! It can’t have been called that! That’s stupid!”
“No it was!” Her yellow bow bobbed in her hair as she defensively turned.
Phan came by holding a device,
“What is that?” Gasped Talia.
“It’s my electronic organizer” he smiled, giving it to her to keep. “Hey by the way I have now required a stash of 2,000 golf balls! Can you believe it! I’m gonna hit them in the ocean!” His Weezer blue eyes shined.
“Gee- if it gets you away from Stumble Guys then have at it!” Talia smiled, her green eyes meeting his.
“Well- I should get going!” Leslie smiled leaving the apartment, as she walked down the streets of Idiotic York, she stopped at an ATM, getting some money, she turned nest to her seeing an old friend from her and Y/N’s college, she could tell from the box dyed black hair and black and grey striped hoodie that it was Emo Boy Love Interest!
“Omga! Emo Boy Love Interest! Long time no see!”
“Hey Leslie, how’s Y/N doing??? I heard her dad and step dad died and her mom sold her to Spoiled Lemon and Trent kicked out for being too pretty, did she ever get back on her feet?”
Leslie scrambled for something to make her look good, Y/N was a bitch but she wasn’t that bad right?
“She’s a- uh, marine biologist! Yeah!”
Emo Boy Love Interest’s eyes brightened (which was hard to see under his heavy eye liner)
“A marine biologist? Ooooooh” he winked.
Later that day Leslie saw Y/N and told her the news.
“Remember Emo Boy Love Interest? I saw him today! He asked about you!”
“Omgggg he diddddddd hehehehe”
“Yeah- I told him your a marine biologist, isn’t that cool?”
“What! Leslie! I told you my lie is that I’m an archeologist! That was my dream job as a kid but my mom told me I couldn’t! Ughhhhh now Emo Boy Love Interest is gonna call me and think I’m a marine biologist!”
“What’s wrong with marine biologists?!” Leslie defended, having wanted to be one herself after meeting her pet crab Baxter.
Meanwhile, Talia rode in a limousine with Bill Nye the Science Guy, an eccentric scientist, who is looking to work with Inanimate Insanity.
“Hey Bill? Did you know that War and Peace was supposed to be called War? What is it Good For?”
“That’s idiotic!”
Talia’s electronic organizer kept beeping, Bill grew infuriated and chucked it out the window.
Meanwhile Phan angrily expressed his anger to Leslie, having missed every single golf ball he tried to hit, to add insult to injury his clothing was now completely filled with sand.
Y/N was at the beach during this, holding hands with Emo Boy Love Interest, all of a sudden there was a huge commotion, Emo Boy Love Interest gripped Y/N’s hand tighter, looking off to sea, a group of people were surrounding a large beached whale.
Someone cried “Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?!” Emo Boy Love Interest nudged Y/N, looking into her red orbs. Y/N felt she dug herself a hole she could never escape, rather Leslie dug her a grave and she fell in. A grave with bones she could be studying if she were an archeologist.
Later that day Leslie received a phone call, a woman named Cassy Filing Cabinet had called up
“Who is this? I’m calling from an electric organizer that hit me from a car!!!”
They agreed to meet at Gelatin’s Steakhouse to discuss the matter.
“I’m not giving this back until you pay my medical bills” Cassy said sternly.
Talia found out about this from Leslie.
“What?! Bill Nye the Science Guy was the one who threw it! He should be the one paying her bill!!!”
She and Leslie went to Bill Nye the Science Guy’s hotel room.
Talia carried a tape recording in her bag, Bill heard a noise from it, he was convinced the two anime girls were secretly recording him, he grabbed it from her and chucked it out the window. An “OWWWWW” resounded, it was Cassy, again.
Cassy was struck while waiting outside to return the tape recorder, a sharp pain stung her head as she collapsed to the ground in a pool of blood.
Meanwhile back at the ranch Phan was obsessing over all the sand in his clothing while golfing at the beach, he grabbed his shoe, beating it outside the window to get the sand out, it slipped from his hand and hit the ground with a “thud!” But it didn’t hit the ground after hearing a high pitched “Oh come on!” It became apparent he had hit Balloon while he was walking beneath.
Later Phan, Talia, and Leslie met up with Y/N at Gelatin’s Steakhouse to tell them about her date with Emo Boy Love Interest.
“Well- after hearing they needed a marine biologist I knew what I had to do, Emo Boy Love Interest was waiting he knew I’d save this whale… the sea was angry that day, my friend, like an old man sending back soup at the deli… I was face to face with the blow hole… and I reached in and pulled out this-“
She held out a golf ball, Phan’s face was struck with horror upon seeing it, knowing what he had done, maybe he should’ve just stuck with Stumble Guys after all- PHAN QUIT THINKING ABOUT STUMBLE GUYS ALL THE TIME!!! He told himself.
“Well- I told Emo Boy Love Interest that I’m not really a marine biologist and he dumped me…”
“So how’s Golden Boy?” Asked Talia.
Leslie sighed, “Golden Boy died and was replaced with Baby Blue”
FIN