dialogue of SWOLLEN TO BURSTING UNTIL I AM DISAPPEARING ON PURPOSE
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ZONE: SYSTEM
section: title
from: map122, map150
fresh start?
YES
NO
what would you like me to call you?
try not to pick something you'll regret.
"[JAM]". is this right?
YES
NO
all done?
ALL DONE!
KEEP PLAYING
take care.
SETTINGS
CONTENT WARNING
Children and those sensitive to text and themes involving
mental illness, panic attacks, gender dysphoria, sex, violence,
self-harm, and suicide are advised not to play this game.
NEVERMIND
section: items
face paint
rhymes with "bass saint".
train tracks
talking to husband about this could be good.
exhausting
so tired!
hospital
checking on your body.
phone calls
pretend it's just a weird holiday.
dark globe
moor compass.
tablets
take two daily.
alcohol
mmmmm yummmm gahha
camera
good for evidence collecting.
soft spot
four eyes are better than one.
loneliness
funeral
snowman
will be useful later.
my face makes her mad
be happy. be happy.
i want my head on your lap
comely and comfy.
mobee
this one is very powerful.
cod
divorced cod caught at the pond.
eustomias obscuras
callous eustomias obscuras caught at the pond.
eurypharnx pelicanoides
easy going eurypharnx pelicanoides caught at the pond.
angler fish
angler fish with abandonment issues caught at the pond.
bathynomus giganteus
shy bathynomus giganteus caught at the pond.
cow food
use to connect mechanical cows to the btn.
fish food
bait for use at the pond in vomit.
fridge
perhaps this can be traded with someone who needs it.
cheese
perhaps this can be traded with someone who needs it.
mystery key
must open a door somewhere.
ice cream
for someone hungry.
parcel 1
to be delivered to vomit cafe.
parcel 2
to be delivered to the mayor's house.
parcel 3
to be delivered to flat 2 of vomit apartments.
parcel 4
to be delivered to eastcliffe b&b.
gift token
can be exchanged somewhere.
gift box
for kick.
trampoline
good for softening landings.
moor key
fits doors on the moors.
candle
can be burned.
screwdriver
where can this be used?
cave key
always cold to touch.
scissors
use too much and you'll lose the nerves in your thumb.
a good thing about broken glass
music disc
dracula, it's time to give up cycling
music disc
tiny glass frog
music disc
i saw a ghost on the beach
music disc
you're completely full!
you're feeling fine.
your stomach grumbles.
feeling faint...
take off effect?
YES
NO
section: quit
would you like to finish playing?
any unsaved progress will be lost.
KEEP PLAYING
CLOSE GAME
thank you for playing today.
press [CONFIRM] to close the game.
section: mechanical cow
you turn on the mechanical cow.
SAVE
MILK EFFECTS
NEVERMIND
you turn on the mechanical cow.
SAVE
MILK EFFECTS
FEED COW FOOD
NEVERMIND
are you sure?
YES
NO
you set the cow food down in the chamber.
you turn on the mechanical cow.
SAVE
MILK EFFECTS
TRAVEL NETWORK
NEVERMIND
the bovine travel network has stopped working.
warp to the bovine travel network?
YES
NO
milked face paint!
milked train tracks!
milked exhausting!
milked hospital!
milked phone calls!
milked dark globe!
milked tablets!
milked alcahol!
milked camera!
milked soft spot!
milked loneliness!
milked snowman!
milked my face makes her mad!
milked i want my head on your lap!
milked mobee!
[JAM] achieved level [LVL]!
[JAM] has nothing to milk.
(they are currently level [LVL])
ZONE: VOMIT
section: post office
room: post office back room
from: map032
better sort out this situation so you can get to work.
KickTo level up, just use this mechanical cow.
KickYou can do it!
KickI'm gonna go water the plants before I head out.
this is kick.
this is [JAM].
(from earlier)
KickMorning, [JAM]!
KickIt's crazy about that flying saucer. Did you get
to see it yet?
NOT YET
KickI'm gonna check it out once I've finished my round
so you can come with if you want.
YEAH I SAW IT
KickI'm checking it out after work. I'm definitely
not gonna believe it's real until I see it.
KickDid... You see that?
KickThere's something moving in the box!
Kick! ! !
MAN IN BOX BRANDISHING KNIVESHELLO?
MAN IN BOX BRANDISHING KNIVESI'VE GOT A HANKERING FOR COURIER BLOOD!
PLEASE INDULGE ME!
KickOh my gosh! We'd better stop him.
KickTake this.
obtained face paint.
KickYou'll need it to get to a higher level and beat him.
KickBut to actually level up you'll need to use the mechanical cow
here and milk the effect.
KickYou can do it, [JAM].
there's still work to do before you can check out!
you've delivered all of today's parcels.
check out and head home?
YES
NO
a lollipop wrapper is stuck to the bottom.
you became the heavy lifter at the post office a few
months ago after boss threw his back out carrying
boxes around.
looking closely, you see a expedition of ants climbing
up the plant.
parcels come through the hole in the wall every day.
you're not sure where the hole in the wall actually
leads.
you asked boss once, but for some reason
he changed the subject.
MAN IN BOX BRANDISHING KNIVESLET ME OUT!!
MAN IN BOX BRANDISHING KNIVESHELLO?
time to kill.
the man in box brandishing knives is level 1.
you are level...
0...
you were unable to beat the man in box brandishing knives...
game over...
2!
you repackaged the man in box brandishing knives.
good job!
KickPhew... That was scary.
BossMornin' everyone.
KickMorning.
BossLet's be done quick today. I wanna go home.
you've got 4 parcels to deliver around town.
time to get to work.
BossMorning [JAM].
BossToday's Kick's last day.
BossIt would've been nice to go for drinks after work
as a farewell but I've already made plans.
BossMaybe just the two of you could do something together?
BossYou've got a pretty short round today.
BossI'll see you later.
BossYou've got a pretty short round today.
BossYou can always check your bag if you've
forgotten where you're going.
room: post office
from: map031
BossShouldn't you be out on deliveries, [JAM]?
BossYou can always check your bag if you've
forgotten where you're going.
BossOh, and something else.
Just in case you forgot.
BossMake sure you don't have any Effects equipped
when you deliver Husband's parcel.
BossYou know how he gets.
BossOh, and something else.
Just in case you forgot.
BossMake sure you don't have any Effects equipped
when you deliver Husband's parcel.
BossYou know how he gets.
BossGood work today [JAM].
squeaky chair.
kick dutifully waters the post office's
plants every couple of days.
a stationery standee.
you can probably count the amount of times it has needed
to be restocked on one hand.
perhaps everyone in town is illiterate.
if you knew the code, you'd be able to open
the till and take stuff.
TRY A CODE
NEVERMIND
you did it!
obtained train tracks.
wrong...
boss will probably notice if you keep taking stuff...
the paper is opened to the puzzle page.
boss is hard at work on the crossword puzzle.
the crossword puzzle has been completed.
kick is watering the plant.
KickOh, by the way, did you ever listen to "Kill Art"?
YES
KickYesss! I'm so glad!
KickI think it might be my favourite of their albums.
It's like messed up, modern doo-wop.
KickDo you remember Adam Green that I showed you?
I feel like most of the vocals on "Kill Art" are definitely
riffing off his vocal style. It's really sick.
NO
KickDamn. You're missing out.
KickCheck it out if you get the chance.
It's really short.
KickIf you're only gonna listen to one track,
check out "Dug Up!". It's my favourite song on there.
section: center
center
room: map002, map014, map154
the shop is closed on sundays.
Channel 1 NewsMove along kid!
Channel 1 NewsI'm waiting for my big interview with the Mayor!
some people in vomit opt out of using the bins.
"Bedframe for sale. £40.
Cash-on-hand only please."
"VOMIT BULLETIN BREAKING!
FLYING SAUCER CRASH LANDS IN EAST VOMIT!"
Channel 1 NewsMove along kid!
Channel 1 NewsI'm waiting for my big interview with the Mayor!
"VOMIT BULLETIN BREAKING!
EXPERTS CONFIRM: UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS ARE BEING EMMITED
FROM THE FLYING SAUCER IN EAST VOMIT. PLEASE STAY ALERT."
"VOMIT BULLETIN BREAKING!
OFFICIALS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT AN UNAUTHORISED CIVILIAN
ENTERED THE FLYING SAUCER THIS AFTERNOON. PLEASE STAY ALERT."
HandymanHello [JAM].
HandymanMeet my new co-worker: Jim Sneak.
Jim SneakPleased to meet you. Heh heh heh...
HandymanToday is Jim's first day on the job.
HandymanWe're trying to clean up all the litter around Vomit,
since it's gotten so out of hand over the past few days.
HandymanThe Mayor wants it sorted out by the end
of the day, but we've barely made any progress...
help with the litter?
I WILL HELP YOU AND JIM SNEAK WITH THE LITTER.
GOOD LUCK, LOSERS
HandymanYou want to help us?
Handyman. . .
(jim sneak begins rubbing his hands together suspiciously.)
HandymanWell that should be okay. Just pick up as much litter as
you can around town.
HandymanI know you've also got post to deliver, so I'll make
it worth your while if you help me.
HandymanSpeak to me or Jim Sneak when you think
you've finished tidying.
HandymanHow's the litter picking going [JAM]?
HandymanWhen you see some rubbish on the ground, just approach it
and press the CONFIRM button.
HandymanGood work so far [JAM]!
HandymanJust two more bits of rubbish left to pick up in this area!
HandymanJust one more bit of rubbish left to pick up in this area!
HandymanYou've picked up all the rubbish in this area!
HandymanNow there should just be some rubbish to pick up on
the east and west sides of town!
HandymanJim Sneak is in charge of the east and west
sides of town, so speak to him when you think you've cleared
everything up over there.
HandymanGood work so far [JAM]!
JIM SNEAK IS UNDOING OUR WORK BEHIND OUR BACKS
HandymanJim Sneak is messing with us?
HandymanThat can't be right...
HandymanLittering just to prank us is so unlike him...
HandymanI'm sorry [JAM], but you're gonna need some evidence
if you want me to believe the things you're saying.
HandymanI'm sorry [JAM], but you're gonna need some evidence
if you want me to believe the things you're saying.
HandymanI'm sorry [JAM], but you're gonna need some evidence
if you want me to believe the things you're saying.
SHOW JIM SNEAK'S CONFESSION VIDEO
you show handyman the video you recorded of
jim sneak's confession.
handyman's face goes bright red in his fury.
you've never seen him look like this before.
he rushes off and comes back, dragging a flustered
jim sneak along behind him.
HandymanJim Sneak you sneaky menace!
You're fired!
Jim SneakI'll remember this [JAM]! You better watch your back!
after jim sneak leaves, you and handyman
pick up the last of the rubbish around town.
this time, vomit stays clean for good.
HandymanI'm so sorry I didn't believe you [JAM]...
HandymanI think I just prefer to ignore the bad in people...
HandymanBut at least everything's all sorted now!
HandymanAnd it's all thanks to you! So here, take this.
obtained soft spot.
HandymanI'll see you around, [JAM]!
DON'T SNITCH ON JIM SNEAK
HandymanOh, you want to give up with the litter issue?
HandymanNo worries at all. Thanks anyway for your help.
HandymanIn fact, a deal is still a deal. Here, take this.
obtained soft spot.
HandymanI'll see you around, [JAM]!
you picked up the rubbish.
obtained fish food.
Jim SneakHuh? What?
boss smokes a cigarette with one hand and
buries the other in his jacket pocket.
BossAll done [JAM]?
BossCheck out nice and quick so I can lock up.
BossMe and the wife are going out for dinner tonight.
I'm picking her up from work.
BossI'd rather eat at home to be honest, but whatever
makes her happy, right?
BossAll done [JAM]?
BossCheck out nice and quickly so I
can lock up.
a little man in a striped shirt and mask loiters
behind the post office.
he mutters to himself.
Robber[RAND]...
RobberThe code is [RAND]...
RobberMusn't forget...
you should probably leave before he notices you.
but first, how are you feeling?
HUNGRY
NEED TO SHAVE
RobberThe code is [RAND]...
RobberMusn't forget...
section: apartment
room: apartment entrance
from: map022
this plant is real.
entering the lift could be dangerous.
ENTER THE LIFT
NEVERMIND
you couldn't tell if the lift was going up or down.
and now it has stopped.
it always smells of bleach in here.
all of a sudden the lift's doors open.
outside the doors, another lift decends into view.
the lift attacks!!
time to kill.
the lift is level 6.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the lift...
game over...
[LVL]!
you throw a big sword at the lift's cable.
it plunges down into the dark. you don't hear it hit
the ground.
your lift's doors close.
good job!
you're moving again.
what's your favourite genre?
ROCK
POP
ROMANTIC COMEDY
this plant is fake.
the chair is sticky.
a shallow layer of cigarette butts line the bottom.
room: apartment hall
from: map023
nobody is home.
prep answers the door.
PrepSurprise, surprise, it's [JAM].
PrepI 'eard you was messin' 'round with that
flyin' saucer all day today.
PrepI'm gonnew 'ave to ask you to stay away if
that's true. You're probably irradiated.
PrepSorry. Can't take any risks.
through the door you hear somebody hurriedly getting out
of bed and dressing themself.
you're faced with an unwashed looking young man
who you've never seen before.
a waft of takeaway rubbish fills your nostrils.
Young ManOh, my order. Thanks.
parcel delivered!
some people are best left alone.
you decide to leave him be.
flat 3.
flat 2.
flat 1.
room: kick's flat
from: map025
looks uncomfortable.
dead plant.
bathroom.
the soap by the sink is almost empty.
obtained fish food.
lots of junk food.
the bedsheets look itchy.
filthy.
burn the candle on the hob?
YES
NO
you light the candle.
eventually enough wax melts to reveal a key within.
obtained moor key.
KickOh, [JAM].
GIVE GIFT BOX
KickA leaving gift?
Kick... Thanks so much [JAM].
KickThat really means a lot.
kick places the box on the side to open later.
KickUh, do you wanna go get food?
KickI guess you've still gotta check out first...
KickI'll be waiting here if you wanna hang out.
KickI'll be waiting here if you wanna hang out.
section: town hall
room: town hall, commonevents
from: map035
the mayor is currently busy.
you use the mystery key to unlock the door.
needs watering.
the standee is lined with brochures for
local attractions.
which would you like to read?
RED LEICESTER WORLD
"Red Leicester World has landed! Now accepting bookings!"
"The perfect local attraction for young families!"
"Over 3 rides! Cows and ducks to feed!"
"Red Leicester World is only a 30 minute drive from Vomit!
Please book tickets in advance on
our website detailed below."
COPPERPUDDLE FARM
"There's farming fun for everyone at Copperpuddle Farm!"
"This spring, visitors can enjoy our brand new "Goat Zone"!"
"Walk with the goats! Feed the goats!"
"Copperpuddle is open 7 days a week! We look forward
to your visit!"
VOMIT STEAM RAILWAY
"Luxuriate alongside the famous Vomit river
aboard a beautiful war-time steam train!"
"To book a trip, please visit Vomit Steam Railway
online at our website, or call us at the number below!"
KARATE CLASSES
"ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE
AND PUNCHED ALSO IN THE FACE?"
"DO YOU WANT TO BE TOUGH?"
"LOCAL LEGEND "SENSEI JONATHAN" IS HOSTING
KARATE CLASSES EVERY SUNDAY!"
"WE MEET AT THE VOMIT GYM. COME DOWN AND GET YOUR
FIRST SESSION FOR FREE!"
at the bottom is a picture of a man kicking over
a stack of energy drinks.
were you bullied in school?
YES
NO
"ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE
AND PUNCHED ALSO IN THE FACE?"
"DO YOU WANT TO BE TOUGH?"
"LOCAL LEGEND "SENSEI JONATHAN" IS HOSTING
KARATE CLASSES EVERY SUNDAY!"
"WE MEET AT THE VOMIT GYM. COME DOWN AND GET YOUR
FIRST SESSION FOR FREE!"
at the bottom is a picture of a man kicking over
a stack of energy drinks.
NEVERMIND
brand new chair.
ClerkOh look, it's [JAM].
ClerkQuiet in here isn't it?
ClerkYou'd think a flying saucer crash landing right here
in Vomit would liven up the place...
ClerkBut the Mayor's managed to keep it all
fairly hush-hush so far.
ClerkI'm bored out of my mind. Wanna play a game?
YES
ClerkRock, paper, scissors. Let's go.
if you can beat clerk in a game of
rock, paper, scissors, maybe you'll win something good.
NO
ClerkBoring.
here we go.
ROCK
PAPER
SCISSORS
you pick rock.
clerk picks...
scissors!
you won!
ClerkDamn...
ClerkHere's your prize...
obtained exhausting.
you pick rock.
clerk picks...
paper...
you lost...
ClerkHa ha! I win!
ClerkWanna go again?
YES
NO
you pick rock.
clerk picks...
rock!
it's a draw!
ClerkOh...
ClerkWanna go again?
YES
NO
you pick paper.
clerk picks...
rock!
you won!
ClerkDamn...
ClerkHere's your prize...
obtained exhausting.
you pick paper.
clerk picks...
paper!
it's a draw!
ClerkOh...
ClerkWanna go again?
YES
NO
you pick paper.
clerk picks...
scissors...
you lost...
ClerkHa ha! I win!
ClerkWanna go again?
YES
NO
you pick scissors.
clerk picks...
paper!
you won!
ClerkDamn...
ClerkHere's your prize...
obtained exhausting.
you pick scissors.
clerk picks...
rock...
you lost...
ClerkHa ha! I win!
ClerkWanna go again?
YES
NO
you pick scissors.
clerk picks...
scissors!
it's a draw!
ClerkOh...
ClerkWanna go again?
YES
NO
ClerkI'm bored of rock, paper, scissors now.
ClerkI'll catch ya later.
ClerkWhy're you still here?
ClerkHey, is it true you went inside the flying saucer?
YES
ClerkWow... I wish I could've come.
ClerkI need a job like yours. It's so dismal sitting
here all day, I think I'm gonna die.
NO
ClerkOh. I guess my sister's just a filthy liar.
room: mayor's office
from: map034
Channel 1 NewsMrs. Mayor, when can we expect communications
between the authorities and the flying saucer?
MayorI don't know. I'm not really very involved with that.
Channel 1 NewsHey! Get outta here kid! You're getting in my way!
MayorHello [JAM]. How are you?
MayorI got an email saying a package was delivered
to my house. Was it you who delivered it?
YEAH
MayorAh, sorry about the state of the house.
MayorEvery day Husband says he'll get the
place organised but he never actually does anything, hahah.
MayorI think he's doing a bit better now than
before though.
NOPE
MayorOh, okay.
MayorAnyway, sorry but I'm really busy right now
with all the flying saucer stuff. Could you come back later?
luxury chair.
left leaning plant.
centrist plant.
room: janitor's closet
from: map033
obtained mobee.
section: cafe
room: cafe
from: map036, commonevents
ChefHi [JAM].
ChefOh, my order. Thanks.
parcel delivered!
KickOh. Fancy seeing you here [JAM]!
KickHello.
KickI've got a parcel for the basement apartment.
ChefBasement apartment?
KickYeah, there's also a note saying to leave the parcel
"in the kitchen by the oven".
Kick. . .
KickIs there a problem?
ChefWell, yeah...
ChefThere IS no basement apartment here!
ChefAre you sure you have the right address?
KickYeah. I'm pretty certain.
ChefWeird...
ChefMaybe Sous will know what's going on.
ChefFollow me.
KickJeez. Nothing's ever easy is it?
KickCome with if you want [JAM].
you now basically own the cafe.
you'd order food, but you're not hungry.
ChefWould you like to order something?
YES
NO
ChefThanks.
ChefWhat would you like?
MAINS
EXTRAS
DRINKS
I CHANGED MY MIND
1. COOKED BREAKFAST
2. JACKET POTATO
3. BACON BAP
4. BURGER & CHIPS
5. HOT DOG
NEVERMIND
1. LEMONADE
2. TEA
3. AMERICANO
4. LATTE
NEVERMIND
you decide not to order two of the same thing.
ChefAnything else?
YEA
NAH
you're quite full, so you decide not to order more.
would you like to invite someone to lunch?
KICK
BOSS
CLERK
RECEPTIONIST
EAT ALONE
I CHANGED MY MIND
ChefThanks.
you take a seat and call kick.
...
KickLunch sounds good! I'll see you in a bit.
...
before long, kick arrives and makes his order.
food & drinks arrive.
kick sips a latte.
KickYou know, I'm pretty sure I actually saw the
flying saucer a few times before; early in the morning
up above the town centre.
KickI didn't say anything because I didn't wanna sound
crazy hahah.
you eat the cooked breakfast
you eat the jacket potato
you eat the bacon bap
you eat the burger and chips
you eat the hot dog
you eat the jam donut
you eat the chocolate muffin
you eat the flapjack
you drink the lemonade
you drink the tea
you drink the americano
you drink the latte
yum!
KickWomp womp. Back to work.
KickSee you later [JAM].
you take a seat and call boss.
...
BossI'll be right there!
...
before you know it, boss arrives and makes his order.
food & drinks arrive.
boss eats a jam donut and drinks lemonade.
BossDon't tell the captain (my wife) about
me having all this sugar.
BossI got a cavity two years ago and ever since she's
been trying to make me go easy on sugary foods and drinks.
you eat the cooked breakfast
you eat the jacket potato
you eat the bacon bap
you eat the burger and chips
you eat the hot dog
you eat the jam donut
you eat the chocolate muffin
you eat the flapjack
you drink the lemonade
you drink the tea
you drink the americano
you drink the latte
yum!
BossLast Halloween I bought myself this great big
multipack of Haribo as a secret seasonal treat.
BossBut I didn't hide them well enough...
BossThe wife confiscated them from me, but she doesn't
like Haribo so she gave them to her sister who hates me.
BossShe signs my email up for junk newsletters all
the time and makes scary faces at me when no one's looking.
BossThe evening she got my Haribo she sent me an
hour long, slow motion video of her eating
every bag in the multipack.
BossI literally have no idea why she hates me so much.
you take a seat and call clerk.
...
ClerkWhat? Uh, alright. I'll take my break a bit early.
...
after a short wait, clerk arrives and makes his order.
food & drinks arrive.
clerk begins wolfing down his burger and chips.
he only stops to intermittently sip on his lemonade.
ClerkHadn't eaten yet today.
ClerkI stay in bed as long as possible in the morning
so I never have breakfast.
you eat the cooked breakfast
you eat the jacket potato
you eat the bacon bap
you eat the burger and chips
you eat the hot dog
you eat the jam donut
you eat the chocolate muffin
you eat the flapjack
you drink the lemonade
you drink the tea
you drink the americano
you drink the latte
yum!
ClerkI feel a bit awkward being here...
you take a seat and call receptionist.
...
ReceptionistOoh okay! I'll be there in a sec.
...
after a while, receptionist arrives and makes her order.
food & drinks arrive.
cooked breakfast
jacket potato
bacon bap
burger and chips
hot dog
jam donut
chocolate muffin
flapjack
lemonade
tea
americano
latte
after finishing her [JAM'S MAIN], receptionist
digs in to her [JAM'S SIDE] and sips her [JAM'S DRINK].
after finishing her [JAM'S MAIN], receptionist
digs in to her [JAM'S SIDE].
ReceptionistI snuck out of work hahah.
ReceptionistSome of last night's guests are refusing
to leave. It's a big mess.
you eat the cooked breakfast
you eat the jacket potato
you eat the bacon bap
you eat the burger and chips
you eat the hot dog
you eat the jam donut
you eat the chocolate muffin
you eat the flapjack
you drink the lemonade
you drink the tea
you drink the americano
you drink the latte
yum!
ReceptionistThanks for inviting me! We should do this again.
you take a seat and wait for your order.
you eat the cooked breakfast
you eat the jacket potato
you eat the bacon bap
you eat the burger and chips
you eat the hot dog
you eat the jam donut
you eat the chocolate muffin
you eat the flapjack
you drink the lemonade
you drink the tea
you drink the americano
you drink the latte
yum!
what is your favourite food?
FORTUNE COOKIE
BEAN
ChefCrikey! You've eaten every menu choice in one day!
ChefYou're probably expecting a reward for that.
I don't know why you'd do it otherwise.
ChefHere.
obtained loneliness.
you need to check out from work before
sorting dinner out...
you probably shouldn't go in the kitchen right now.
PrepMornin' [JAM].
PrepI don't usually see you 'ere this early.
PrepI always make sure to 'ave an 'earty breakfast
just in case of a cataclysmic situation later in the day.
PrepYou all like to 'ave a giggle about me but clearly
I'm right.
PrepThere's literally a flyin' saucer right here in
town!
PrepWhen you've all been melted to jelly by aliens
and I'm kickin' back in my flat with all my supplies
I'll be the one laughin'!
PrepWhen you've all been melted in to jelly by aliens
and I'm kickin' back in my flat with all my supplies
I'll be the one laughin'!
Prep'ello [JAM].
PrepOh!
PrepIs that a fridge sticking out your bag?
PrepYesterday I was stockin' up on emergency supplies.
PrepI got home and I had to throw away
a bunch of the suff I bought though.
PrepThere wasn't enough room in my bleedin'
fridge for everythin'...
PrepI could reallly use a new one...
PrepYou wouldn't fancy lettin' go of it in exchange for
this cheese I've been hangin' on to?
GIVE FRIDGE
PrepThanks!
you exchanged the fridge for some cheese.
REFUSE
PrepOh... That's a shame.
PrepLemme know if you change your mind.
prep sat here this morning.
prep sat here earlier.
RomeoI'm waiting for my hot date!
ROMEO, I THINK YOU'VE BEEN STOOD UP
RomeoNo, I think she's just late, hahah.
RomeoI'll stay a bit longer...
fake plant.
the cafe has had the same furniture for as
long as you can remember.
the carpetted floor always makes it hard to pull the chairs
out from under the table.
your usual seat.
???Oh!...Ah!...MMM-- AH! OH!
???aaaah.................... ooooooooh.......
???Oh..! Oh..! Oh..! OOh!
???YES! YES! OH GOD-- OH GOD..
AAAAAAAOOOooohhhh.......
???. . . . .
???Occupied.
fake plant.
you wonder how much money the cafe makes.
chef's car is probably a clue...
the cafe's chairs are heavier than they look.
the chair's paint has been worn by many butts.
the cafe is always very busy, mostly due to
the lack of other places to eat in vomit.
he's too busy hunkering down on a burger to indulge
your conversation.
worst seat in the room.
smelly bathroom corner.
he's too busy hunkering down on a bacon bap to indulge
your conversation.
gaudy lamp.
the corner of the menu on the table is torn off.
folded card is wedged beneath one of the table legs.
spilled ketchup has dried on the table.
you daren't touch the table's underbelly for fear of gum.
ChefHey! You're not allowed back here.
room: cafe kitchen
from: map013, map037, map126
SousBasement apartment? Weird.
SousI never ordered anything.
SousUh... But there is something I've been
meaning to tell you...
SousI've totally felt tremors from the floor in
here recently. Only ever in this room.
SousThey feel the strongest in the back corner.
ChefWeird.
ChefMaybe they have something to do
with this "basement apartment".
ChefLet's take a look.
Kick. . .
ChefLet's see...
the chef kneels down in front of the oven.
he puts his ear to the cold, tiled floor.
Chef!??
ChefThere's a massive hole in the floor under the oven!
ChefThis is bad!
Chef[JAM]! Help me move the oven.
you manage to help move the oven to the side.
the smell of old vegetable oil hangs heavy.
SousCrikey...
ChefThere's a ladder.
KickI suppose it must lead to the basement apartment.
KickI'll go down to deliver the parcel if that's okay.
KickAlthough, it does look quite scary.
Kick[JAM], could you be my bodyguard?
SousI'll come too! Two bodyguards.
ChefI guess I'll also come along then.
That makes three bodyguards.
ChefLet's go.
ChefBut you first, [JAM]...
everyone climbs down the ladder.
the wood is greasy.
you arrive in a smelly cave with a high ceiling.
full of potato peelings.
clean enough.
sous would probably let you use the hob
if you wanted to burn stuff.
burn the candle on the hob?
YES
NO
you light the candle.
eventually enough wax melts to reveal a key within.
obtained moor key.
you decide to leave the oven where it is for now while
grease girl tidies up.
sous would probably let you use one of the
other hobs if you wanted to burn stuff.
you decide to leave the oven where it is for now while
grease girl tidies up.
SousThanks again for helping with Grease Girl, [JAM].
SousToday I'm trying to come up with a new dish for the menu.
SousI'm thinking fish skewers could be good.
SousI'm not sure what fish should be used though...
SousI'm thinking maybe eel of some sort...
HAND OVER EUSTOMIAS OBSCURAS
DON'T
SousOh! A Eustomias Obscuras! That's perfect!
eustomias obscuras was removed from inventory.
SousI'm thinking maybe a bird-like fish...
HAND OVER EURYPHARNX PELICANOIDES
DON'T
SousOh! A Eurypharnx Pelicanoides! That's perfect!
eurypharnx pelicanoides was removed from inventory.
SousI'm thinking maybe something round...
HAND OVER ANGLERFISH
DON'T
SousOh! An Anglerfish! That's perfect!
anglerfish was removed from inventory.
SousI'm thinking maybe something common...
HAND OVER COD
DON'T
SousOh! A Cod! That's perfect!
cod was removed from inventory.
SousI'm thinking maybe something rare...
HAND OVER BATHYNOMUS GIGANTEUS
DON'T
SousOh! A Bathynomus Giganteus! That's perfect!
bathynomus giganteus was removed from inventory.
SousThis will be great! Thanks [JAM].
SousHere, I'll give you a reward.
obtained fridge.
SousSorry, I know you'd probably prefer an effect
since they're so useful for your job, but I don't have any.
SousThanks for all your help today [JAM].
SousI've been hearing some really loud noises
from Grease Girl's cave.
SousI hope she's tidying up and not making the
mess worse...
room: grease girl
from: map127
Grease GirlHiya.
Grease GirlOh! My order!
grease girl takes the parcel from kick.
Grease GirlBut I DID say to leave it upstairs...
Grease GirlNow everyone's gonna know I'm living down here rent-free!
Grease GirlThis living situation is TOO SWEET to lose now!
Grease GirlI guess I'm gonna have to silence you...
time to kill.
grease girl is level 3.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat grease girl...
game over...
[LVL]!
you were personable enough to diffuse the situation.
you helped grease girl and chef come to
an agreement on letting her live here.
good job!
Grease GirlWow [JAM]! You're very personable!
Grease GirlThank you for letting me stay here Chef!
It would be a big pain to move all my stuff out.
ChefDon't get too comfortable.
ChefYou're our cleaner now. I'll throw you right out
if you slack off.
Grease GirlOkay, okay, I get it. Sheesh...
Grease GirlThanks for your help, [JAM].
Grease GirlHere, take this.
obtained phone calls.
you leave grease girl to clean up the basement.
everyone clambers out of the grease hole.
KickJeez! This is nuts!
Kick[JAM]! Let's check out what's ahead!
SousIt must have taken a lot of oven grease to
burn a hole this big in the ground...
SousI guess we haven't been cleaning the kitchen
very well...
ChefI'm ruined!
KickWhat the heck!?
trash.
section: pond
room: pond
from: map020, map156, commonevents
//approached from behind
Rhonda O'FishSSHHH! I think there's one on the line.
//approached from side
Rhonda O'FishOh! Hello [JAM]!
//first interaction
Rhonda O'FishNot a bad day for fishing today.
Rhonda O'Fish. . .
Rhonda O'FishWait, don't tell me YOU'RE here to fish!?
Rhonda O'FishHow unusual...
Rhonda O'FishWell as long as you don't get in my way
I'd be happy to have you here.
Rhonda O'FishJust use that spare rod there when you want to
have a go.
//if player has fish foodRhonda O'FishOh, and I see you've already got some fish food.
Rhonda O'FishThat will be essential if you want to catch the fish in this pond.
Rhonda O'FishAnyway, if you can catch 5 different fish,
maybe I'll have a reward for you.
//if player DOES NOT have fish foodRhonda O'FishOh, but you'll need fish food if you want to catch the
fish in this pond.
Rhonda O'FishI'm afraid I've already exhausted my generosity today by
letting you use my spare rod, so you'll have to find your
own bait...
//second interaction
//if rhonda didn't see the player with fish food yet
Rhonda O'FishYou found some fish food!
Rhonda O'FishThat will be essential if you want to catch the fish in this pond.
Rhonda O'FishAnyway, if you can catch 5 different fish,
maybe I'll have a reward for you.
//if player DOES NOT have fish food
Rhonda O'FishHave you found any fish food yet?
Rhonda O'FishCome back when you do.
//approached from side
Rhonda O'FishYou're quite the fishing pro!
Rhonda O'FishI'll be here again on the weekend.
You should come by if you can.
//approached from side
Rhonda O'FishHmm... It's getting late.
Rhonda O'FishOne more fish and I think I'll be off.
Rhonda O'FishWant some fishing tips?
FISH PERSONALITIES
Rhonda O'FishWhich fish would you like to learn about?
CALLOUS
Rhonda O'FishThe callous fish is very thin and long.
Rhonda O'FishYou'll have to be patient with her, as she has
quite poor social skills.
Rhonda O'FishPut up with her for long enough and I'm sure
she'll come around.
EASY GOING
Rhonda O'FishThe easy going fish has a huge mouth and a long
body. He looks a bit like a pelican.
Rhonda O'FishIt's unbelievable how carefree he is. You shouldn't
need any advice for winning him over.
ABANDONMENT ISSUES
Rhonda O'FishThe fish with abandonment issues is bulbous and
has lots of teeth.
Rhonda O'FishShe's quite the misery guts, and isn't confident
enough to face her woes.
Rhonda O'FishFor now it's probably best to try and distract
her from her problems.
Rhonda O'FishMaybe one day she'll get it together.
SUPERIORITY COMPLEX
Rhonda O'FishThe fish with the superiority complex is quite
plain looking compared to the others you'll find
in this pond.
Rhonda O'FishYou'll get the best reaction from him if you
try to match his stand off-ish nature.
Rhonda O'FishDespite his superiority complex, he doesn't like
to be sucked up to. He sees right through that sort
of thing as people trying to get their way with him.
SHY
Rhonda O'FishThe shy fish isn't even a fish.
Rhonda O'FishHe was estranged from everyone else in the pond for
being so strange looking, so now he hides away mostly.
Rhonda O'FishHe's very hard to find, but if you somehow manage to find
him, be gentle and kind. Try to make him feel comfortable.
WHERE TO FIND BAIT
Rhonda O'FishThe nearest bait and tackle is about a
20 minute drive away.
Rhonda O'FishYou'll probably not want to go that far
since you're working.
Rhonda O'FishOther than that I suppose you'll just have to keep
your eyes open for bait lying around about town.
REWARD
Rhonda O'FishThe reward for catching 5 different fish
is still up for grabs.
Rhonda O'FishJust speak to me once you've done it.
I DON'T WANT ANY TIPS
Rhonda O'FishGood luck.
you'll need fish food to go fishing.
go fishing?
YES
NO
//EEL (18%)
. . .
there's something on the line!
wow! a eustomias obscuras!
Eustomias ObscurusOh, it's you.
Eustomias ObscurusNice hat... *snicker*
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT MUD, FISH
Eustomias ObscurusI'd like to see you try, dog food.
THANKS, EUSTOMIAS OBSCURUS
(eustomias obscurus continues snickering at you.)
Eustomias ObscurusYou look like you wet the bed and stuff.
I'MA MAKE YOU PUSH UP GRASS
Eustomias ObscurusBig words...
Eustomias ObscurusFor such a little person.
NO I DON'T WET THE BED
Eustomias ObscurusRight.
(eustomias obscurus flops around.)
PLEASE STOP BEING HORRIBLE
Eustomias ObscurusMake me.
DO YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS, EUSTOMIAS OBSCURUS?
Eustomias ObscurusI have friends...
Eustomias ObscurusYou know what, get out of here. I'm sick of your face.
Eustomias ObscurusAnd I don't wanna be seen with such a LOSER!
eustomias obscurus swims away...
Eustomias ObscurusSo what are you still even doing here?
SORRY, I'LL LEAVE
Eustomias ObscurusGood, get out of here. I'm sick of your face.
Eustomias ObscurusAnd I don't wanna be seen with such a LOSER!
eustomias obscurus swims away...
Eustomias ObscurusLoser.
I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME
Eustomias ObscurusWhat?
Rhonda O'FishAh, a Eustomias Obscuras.
//PELICAN (18%)
. . .
there's something on the line!
wow! a eurypharnx pelicanoides!
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesWhat's up?
YOU'RE A SWINE
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesCool it, man.
NOTHING MUCH
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesRight on.
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesToday is my day off work.
OKAY?
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesHaha, yeah dude.
UP TO ANYTHING GOOD?
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesI'm just gonna take it easy.
(eurypharnx pelicanoides pulls out a tech deck
and does a sick triple kick flip.)
COOL TRIPLE KICK FLIP MAN
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesThanks.
GROW UP
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesA guy's gotta have a hobby.
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesBy the way, I'm looking for a place to crash over the
next few days.
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesDo you know anyone with a sofa or floor free?
NO, SORRY
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesNo problemo buddy. I'll figure something out.
YOU CAN CRASH AT MINE
Eurypharnx PelicanoidesSweet. You're pretty cool.
Rhonda O'FishAh, a Eurypharnx Pelicanoides.
//ANGLER (18%)
. . .
there's something on the line!
wow! an angler fish!
AnglerfishHello.
AnglerfishI apologise if I'm looking unkempt.
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO UNKEMPT
AnglerfishI just went through a pretty messy divorce...
AnglerfishI'm having a really difficult time.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
AnglerfishThanks.
AnglerfishI haven't had much company recently.
AnglerfishI'm actually quite glad you caught me, haha.
I'M GLAD TOO
AnglerfishWe should start a club!
DO YOU GET LONELY EASILY?
AnglerfishYeah, but I'd rather not think about loneliness.
(anglerfish eats a fly out of the air.)
LET'S TALK ABOUT DIVORCE
AnglerfishI really don't want to do that...
LET'S LISTEN TO REALLY LOUD MUSIC
AnglerfishThat sounds like fun!
AnglerfishI'm sorry, I'm feeling really bummed out...
AnglerfishI'm gonna leave... You probably wanted me to go
away anyways...
anglerfish swims away...
AnglerfishSo uh, you're not gonna return me to the pond are you?
OF COURSE NOT
AnglerfishReally!?
AnglerfishWow! Thanks!
DON'T WANT TO BE ABANDONED?
AnglerfishI guess not...
AnglerfishBut it's inevitable...
I'll just leave now to get it over with...
anglerfish swims away...
Rhonda O'FishAh, an Anglerfish.
//COD (9%)
. . .
there's something on the line!
wow! a cod!
Cod (recently divorced)Ah, hello.
Cod (recently divorced)You're probably here to catch me aren't you?
YES
Cod (recently divorced)Well i'm not interested in someone like you.
Cod (recently divorced)I'm looking for something more interesting.
NO
Cod (recently divorced)Whatever...
Cod (recently divorced)Alright, I can tell you can't help yourself.
Cod (recently divorced)You want to compliment my stunning good looks, right?
YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL
Cod (recently divorced)Don't kid yourself.
YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS
Cod (recently divorced)Yes. I know.
(cod flops around.)
HOW ARE YOU TAKING YOUR DIVORCE?
Cod (recently divorced)Um. Rude. That's personal.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
(cod beholds how nonchalant you are.)
(cod blushes, and continues flopping around.)
Cod (recently divorced)I don't think this is gonna work...
cod swims away...
Cod (recently divorced)So are you catching me or what?
YES
Cod (recently divorced)I don't think this is gonna work...
cod swims away...
Cod (recently divorced)No need to be so forward about it...
Cod (recently divorced)I was coming whether you liked it or not.
NO
Cod (recently divorced)I was coming whether you liked it or not.
Rhonda O'FishAh, a Cod.
//SHY (2%)
. . .
there's something on the line!
wow! a bathynomus giganteus!
Bathynomus GiganteusOh, uh..
Bathynomus Giganteus. . .
Bathynomus GiganteusI'm Bathynomus Giganteus, i-it's nice to meet you.
NICE TO MEET YOU TOO
Bathynomus GiganteusYes... Thanks...
YOU WERE A PAIN TO FIND
Bathynomus GiganteusSorry...
Bathynomus Giganteus. . .
(MATCH BATHYNOMUS' SILENCE)
Bathynomus Giganteus. . .
you watch as bathynomus tries to think of
a way to fill the silence.
but nothing appears to come to mind.
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES, BATHYNOMUS?
Bathynomus GiganteusI'm quite into numerology.
(bathynomus giganteus looks nervous.)
STOP BEING SO NERVOUS
Bathynomus GiganteusI'm sorry... I can't help it...
I MUST BE OFF SOON
Bathynomus GiganteusOh... W-well I've enjoyed talking to you...
bathynomus giganteus flees...
Bathynomus GiganteusUm... It's okay if you don't want to; but would you
l-like to be f-f-friends with me!
LET'S BE BUDDIES
Bathynomus GiganteusOh wow! Thank you!
EW NO
Bathynomus GiganteusOh... Sorry...
bathynomus giganteus flees...
Bathynomus GiganteusI... I guess I'll hang around in case you change your mind...
Rhonda O'FishAh, a Bathynomus Giganteus.
Rhonda O'FishCatch 4 more fish, and I'll have something
good for you.
Rhonda O'FishCatch 3 more fish, and I'll have something
good for you.
Rhonda O'FishCatch 2 more fish, and I'll have something
good for you.
Rhonda O'FishCatch 1 more fish, and I'll have something
good for you.
Rhonda O'FishOh?
Rhonda O'FishYou caught 5 different fish!
Rhonda O'FishWow! You've exceeded my expectations, [JAM]!
Rhonda O'FishI suppose you'll be wanting your reward. Here.
obtained camera.
. . .
no bite...
as fun as fishing is, you decide to check out
of work before you get in trouble with boss.
West
room: west
from: map019, map038, map155
obtained hospital.
you'll be hit by speeding cars if you wander
in the busy road.
do you believe in ghosts?
YES
NO
SOMETIMES
you'll be hit by speeding cars if you wander
in the busy road.
smells horrible.
you picked up the rubbish.
there's no point in picking up rubbish if jim sneak is
just gonna keep littering as soon as you leave...
if only you could get some evidence of his confession...
TrainspotI'm here waiting for a specific engine to come by.
TrainspotThese rails are for the Vomit Steam Railway, so
trains don't come by much.
TrainspotI wish I lived here. Living by the tracks, but
without all the noise of a regular railway, it must be nice.
TrainspotHi again.
TrainspotI keep getting funny looks from the guy
in the house over there.
TrainspotI guess I probably do look strange loitering
out here with a camera all day...
TrainspotMaybe he should just mind his own business...
TrainspotHey, the train I've been waiting for just
came by!
TrainspotYou barely missed it.
you picked up the rubbish.
there's no point in picking up rubbish if jim sneak is
just gonna keep littering as soon as you leave...
if only you could get some evidence of his confession...
Jim SneakWhat are you looking at, [JAM]?
Jim SneakThere's still two bits of rubbish in this area.
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakThere's still two more bits of rubbish in this area.
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakThere's still one more bit of rubbish in this area.
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakOh. You picked up all the rubbish in the area.
Jim SneakWell there's still more in the town center
AND on the opposite side of town...
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakBut I think you might have missed some litter over
on the opposite side of town.
Jim SneakGo pick it up.
Jim SneakWell there's still more on the opposite side of town.
Jim SneakBetter get there quick... Heh heh heh...
Jim SneakHeh... You look upset, [JAM].
I AM ACCUSING YOU OF LITTERING WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING
Jim Sneak. . .
Jim SneakWell... You got me... Looks like the jig is up...
Jim SneakIt's true. A couple of days ago I decided this would be
a funny thing to do.
Jim SneakAnd I was right! It's a hoot watching you go back and
forth picking up my litter!
Jim SneakAnd here's the funniest part: Handyman will never
believe you!
Jim SneakWith my innocent nature and trustworthy face, nobody would
ever believe that I could be such a menace!
Jim SneakYou'll never stop me!! Fuhuhuhuhu!!!
Jim SneakNow get out of here! I've got more littering to do!
Jim SneakYou're not recording me are you?
NO
Jim SneakOh, okay.
I AM ACCUSING YOU OF LITTERING WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING
Jim Sneak. . .
Jim SneakJust to make sure; you're not recording me with that big
camera are you?
NO
Jim SneakOkay good. Anyways, yes your accusation is correct.
Jim SneakA couple of days ago I decided this would be
a funny thing to do.
Jim SneakAnd I was right! It's a hoot watching you go back and
forth picking up my litter!
Jim SneakAnd here's the funniest part: Handyman will never
believe you!
Jim SneakWith my innocent nature and trustworthy face, nobody would
ever believe that I could be such a menace!
Jim SneakYou'll never stop me!! Fuhuhuhuhu!!!
Jim SneakNow get out of here! I've got more littering to do!
you managed to get evidence of jim sneak's confession.
better go find handyman!
Jim SneakNow get out of here! I've got more littering to do!
a short-lived flower bed.
Prep'ello 'ello.
PrepI'm just buryin' stuff. Don't mind me.
Prep'ello [JAM].
PrepOh!
PrepIs that a fridge sticking out your bag?
PrepYesterday I was stockin' up on emergency supplies.
PrepI got home and I had to throw a bunch of the suff
I bought away, though.
PrepThere wasn't enough room in my fridge
for everythin'...
PrepI could reallly use a new one...
PrepYou wouldn't fancy lettin' go of it in exchange for
this cheese I've been hangin' on to?
GIVE FRIDGE
PrepThanks!
you exchanged the fridge for some cheese.
REFUSE
PrepOh... That's a shame.
PrepLemme know if you change your mind.
section: mayor's house
room: mayor's house
from: map027
HusbandHello [JAM].
HusbandOh, my delivery. Thanks.
parcel delivered!
HusbandHey, before you go,
HusbandIs it all true about that flying saucer?
YES
Husband. . .
HusbandMaybe I'll go see it.
HusbandThanks again, [JAM].
NO
HusbandOh. Are you sure?
HusbandThat's disappointing.
HusbandThanks again, [JAM].
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandIt makes me think of a number...
Husband"[RAND]".
HusbandAnd I hear the sound of running water...
HusbandIt reminds me of some coordinates.
Husband"D7".
HusbandI'm not sure why, but I think you should
remember those numbers.
Husband"[RAND]" and "D7".
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandYou've just reminded me; I recently found an
old camera tape from when Sous was little.
HusbandMy wife went and got it processed and we watched
all the clips last night.
HusbandThere was footage from a February snow day.
HusbandIt made me think of the coordinates "B1".
HusbandCan't stop thinking about weird stuff like that...
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandYou bring public transport to mind.
HusbandPatience is key with public transport.
HusbandTry to remember that.
HusbandOh?
HusbandYou're making the face of someone who just ate a good meal.
HusbandI wish I could say the same!
HusbandDid you have breakfast this morning?
HusbandYou look like you're in a mood.
HusbandYou should keep in mind when you last ate whenever you're
in a bad mood; you might just be hungry.
HusbandI think it's a good thing to keep in mind.
HusbandYou're looking bad, [JAM]...
HusbandWhen was the last time you ate?
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandI can hear a soothing sound...
HusbandAnd I'm visualising two different exits.
HusbandAnd I can see something else...
HusbandThere may be a bait of some sort in the place where these
sounds are coming from.
HusbandIt looks like it might be useful to you.
HusbandThat's all.
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat globe...
HusbandI'm really scared, [JAM].
HusbandI'm scared all the time.
HusbandMe and the missus had an argument last week about me not
doing anything anymore.
HusbandShe's so good to me, but I'm so tiring.
HusbandShe told me that it feels like I tattooed my brain.
HusbandI've been thinking about that a lot.
HusbandI shouldn't have told you that.
HusbandSorry.
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandIt makes me think of an unsettling place...
HusbandI can see the two different exits to that place.
HusbandThat's all.
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandIt reminds me of the friends I'd hang around with as
a teenager.
HusbandWe liked to go out to the moors during the summer.
HusbandOne time we found a pond there and tried fishing!
HusbandIt didn't go very well...
HusbandI think I can still remember the coordinates.
Husband"I3".
HusbandOh?
HusbandPlease stop filming me.
HusbandOh?
HusbandYou're reminding me of the pier my mum would take me
and my sister to when we were kids.
HusbandOnce when nobody was looking a machine made noises for me
so I ran away.
HusbandI never wanted to go to the pier anymore after that.
HusbandIt closed down a long time ago now.
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandI don't know.
HusbandOh?
HusbandThat look in your eyes...
HusbandIt reminds me of the friends I'd hang around with as
a teenager.
HusbandWe only ever went there once during the winter.
I remember it well.
HusbandIt snowed so we went sledding.
HusbandBut all of a sudden we noticed a herd of cows in the distance!
HusbandThey'd escaped a nearby farm.
HusbandWe decided to do a vote on if we'd find the farmer so
the cows could be returned, or if we'd leave the cows be.
HusbandWe ended up looking for the farmer.
HusbandThe thought of the cows being free on the moors was nice,
but we were worried about them being out in the cold too long.
HusbandI can still remember the coordinates of
where we went sledding.
Husband"F8".
HusbandOh?
Husband[JAM], you wouldn't fancy staying for an early dinner
would you?
HusbandI know you're working, but I was about to cook, and I'd
really like some company today.
HusbandThe missus definitely won't be back until late because
of all the flying saucer business.
HusbandAnd Sous is working overtime at the moment to
get as much savings in as she can before September.
stay for dinner?
YES
NO
husband managed to cobble together enough
ingredients for a curry.
it doesn't taste like anything.
HusbandI was waiting for the bus alone.
HusbandThere was a homeless man sitting by the cash
machine down the road.
HusbandAn angel came and took him away.
HusbandIt came with a flash of white light.
HusbandIt appeared as a small girl holding a red box.
HusbandThe man looked up at her.
HusbandShe dropped the box on his lap.
HusbandThey both disappeared instantly and all the
dogs in the neighbourhood went wild.
Husband. . .
HusbandI didn't tell anyone about it at first.
HusbandThat week I started to tell myself that it
was a dream.
HusbandBut that made me feel worse.
you finished eating and helped husband with
the dishes.
HusbandOh?
HusbandOh!
HusbandYou're looking nice, [JAM]!
HusbandI didn't know you did that sort of thing.
HusbandOh?
Husband[JAM]... That look in your eyes...
HusbandThey're like black holes...
this place isn't in a very good state...
what are you thinking?
SORRY
NOTHING
this place isn't in a very good state...
it would probably be rude to go in their room.
empty kettle.
the sink is dishless, but very dirty.
an unmade blanket is laid out across the sofa.
it smells of body odour in this corner of the room.
there is a staring competition show on television.
the walls are lined with old family photos.
for some reason, even the oldest pictures of relatives
look to have been taken with a modern camera?
East
room: east
from: map021, map128, map153
sit down and listen to some tunes?
YES
NO
after picking a song, you can press the "cancel" button
to stop and finish listening.
1. "a good thing about broken glass"
2. "dracula, it's time to give up cycling"
3. "tiny glass frog"
4. "i saw a ghost on the beach"
SILENCE
CANCEL
you always preferred the other bench.
you should probably deliver all of today's parcels
before checking out the flying saucer.
boss' car.
chef's car.
ConstableWe had flying saucer experts on the scene
this morning. They went off to get more equipment but
they'll be back this evening.
ConstableThey said their equipment was picking up a
weird scramble of noises that they didn't understand.
ConstableWe're letting civilians who can beat the
Chief in a fight enter the flying saucer.
ConstableI don't like it either but the Chief
pulls my hair when I tell him what not to do.
ConstableOnly one person has beaten him so far.
ConstableNobody has beaten him yet.
ConstableWhat!?
SergeantPlease stand back.
SergeantOh. It's gone.
ChiefBuddy, you're gonna have to stand back.
We're not letting anyone near the flying saucer.
ChiefAlthough... Maybe I'll look the other way and
let you past if you can prove yourself.
ChiefBud, If you can beat me, the strongest man
(under 5'11) in town, I'll let you pass.
challenge the chief to a fight?
YES
time to kill.
chief is level 6.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat chief...
game over...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to bop chief really
hard on the cheek, leaving a bump.
you're now allowed near the flying saucer.
good job!
NO
ChiefToo scared?
ChiefYou only beat me because the sun was in my eyes.
ChiefWhere did you come from? What is this?
Channel 2 NewsAlright. It's good. This is good. Keep going.
ChiefHEY! Get back! Nobody is allowed near the flying saucer!
Channel 3 NewsUgh! I hate that Channel 2 guy!
Channel 3 NewsHe's hoggin' the only hog that's takin'
interviews!
Channel 3 NewsHey! Can't you see I'm interviewin' here!?
Channel 3 NewsStop botherin' me.
probably not a good look for the b&b to have
a big bag of rubbish right outside.
the wind causes the bag to make a pleasant fluttering noise.
there's no point in picking up rubbish if jim sneak is
just gonna keep littering as soon as you leave...
if only you could get some evidence of his confession...
you picked up the rubbish.
there's no point in picking up rubbish if jim sneak is
just gonna keep littering as soon as you leave...
if only you could get some evidence of his confession...
you picked up the rubbish.
Jim SneakWhat are you looking at, [JAM]?
Jim SneakThere's still two bits of rubbish in this area.
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakThere's still two more bits of rubbish in this area.
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakThere's still one more bit of rubbish in this area.
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakOh. You picked up all the rubbish in the area.
Jim SneakBut I think you might have missed some litter over
on the opposite side of town.
Jim SneakGo pick it up.
Jim SneakWell there's still more on the opposite side of town.
Jim SneakBetter get there quick... Heh heh heh...
Jim SneakWell there's still more in the town center
AND on the opposite side of town...
Jim SneakBetter hop to it.
Jim SneakHeh... You look upset, [JAM].
I AM ACCUSING YOU OF LITTERING WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING
Jim Sneak. . .
Jim SneakWell... You got me... Looks like the jig is up...
Jim SneakIt's true. A couple of days ago I decided this would be
a funny thing to do.
Jim SneakAnd I was right! It's a hoot watching you go back and
forth picking up my litter!
Jim SneakAnd here's the funniest part: Handyman will never
believe you!
Jim SneakWith my innocent nature and trustworthy face, nobody would
ever believe that I could be such a menace!
Jim SneakYou'll never stop me!! Fuhuhuhuhu!!!
Jim SneakNow get out of here! I've got more littering to do!
Jim SneakYou're not recording me are you?
NO
Jim SneakOh, okay.
I AM ACCUSING YOU OF LITTERING WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING
Jim Sneak. . .
Jim SneakJust to make sure; you're not recording me with that big
camera are you?
NO
Jim SneakOkay good. Anyways, yes your accusation is correct.
Jim SneakA couple of days ago I decided this would be
a funny thing to do.
Jim SneakAnd I was right! It's a hoot watching you go back and
forth picking up my litter!
Jim SneakAnd here's the funniest part: Handyman will never
believe you!
Jim SneakWith my innocent nature and trustworthy face, nobody would
ever believe that I could be such a menace!
Jim SneakYou'll never stop me!! Fuhuhuhuhu!!!
Jim SneakNow get out of here! I've got more littering to do!
you managed to get evidence of jim sneak's confession.
better go find handyman!
Jim SneakNow get out of here! I've got more littering to do!
KickWhat's up, [JAM]?
I'VE DELIVERED ALL MY PARCELS
KickNice, I've still got a few packages to go.
I'm on my break right now.
KickOh, I almost forgot. Check this out.
obtained moor key.
KickI found it on the ground. Maybe you can find the
door it's for.
KickAll I can tell is it doesn't look like
it can be used for any doors in town.
KickAlso, I have another music recommendation
for you, [JAM].
KickAndrew H. Smith's "Rock and Roll Dreams".
KickIt's all piano pop and ballads recorded to
cassette.
KickThe lyrics are kind of like Brian Wilson and
Tony Asher's on "Pet Sounds". They're really vulnerable
and honest.
KickAndrew Smith is from the same scene as Foxygen
and all those other people I've been telling you about.
KickMost of his stuff is about personal failures
and not being able to live up to the expectations
you set yourself in life and stuff.
KickHe's really prolific, but I think "Rock and Roll
Dreams" is the best place to start.
KickRight, I'ma head out now.
The rest of my deliveries are on the other side of town.
KickSee you in a bit.
obtained trampoline.
section: b&b
room: b&b reception
from: map026
dusty fake plant.
wobbly chair.
cleaner's cupboard.
you'd rather not go upstairs.
nearly full.
dusty lamp.
the radio is broken.
if you could open it up you could probably fix it.
the radio is broken.
open it up with the screwdriver?
YES
NO
you open the radio and secure some loose parts.
it's now working again.
unfortunately, the screwdriver breaks with use.
ReceptionistOh. Thanks for fixing the radio.
ReceptionistHere's a reward I found. It's the kind
of thing you'd probably like, [JAM].
obtained moor key.
one of your least favourite bands is playing on the radio.
ReceptionistHiya [JAM].
I HAVE A PARCEL FOR YOU
ReceptionistThanks.
parcel delivered!
ReceptionistWhat's up [JAM]?
ReceptionistI feel like I never see you when you're working.
ReceptionistIt's usually Kick who delivers things here.
ReceptionistDid he quit already?
TODAY IS HIS LAST DAY
ReceptionistOh, okay.
ReceptionistI wonder who'll be his replacement at the post office?
YES, HE'S LONG GONE
ReceptionistOh, nice hahah.
ReceptionistWhat's up [JAM]?
ReceptionistWhat's up [JAM]?
ReceptionistYour face is all red. Are you okay?
I THINK I'M GETTING SICK
ReceptionistYeah, you look like it.
ReceptionistYou should take a day off work.
ReceptionistTake care.
ReceptionistTake care.
obtained my face makes her mad.
section: btn
room: btn
from: map132
obtained cow food.
jump down?
YES
as you fall through the darkness, your stomach rises up
to your throat.
you land in a pool of warm water.
you climb out.
NO
ZONE: UFO
section: carnival
room: carnival
from: map010
the tea cups are closed.
obtained cow food.
Circus WomanTake this.
obtained candle.
Circus WomanI put something inside, hee hee.
Circus ManTake this.
obtained screwdriver.
Circus ManIt's delicate, so use it carefully.
the ducks calmly bob up and down.
looking closer, you notice you can't see the bottom of the tub.
there is also a ladder attached to the inside.
there's slightly less water than before in the hook-a-duck.
there's now a lot less water in the hook-a-duck than earlier.
a duck has emerged from the hook-a-duck.
it's raring for a fight. indulge?
YES
NO
time to kill.
the duck is level 39.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the duck...
game over...
the duck is level 39.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to destroy the duck.
good job!
the hook-a-duck has drained.
you won't be able to leave once you've entered.
climb in?
YES
NO
it takes about 5 minutes to climb all the way down.
at the bottom is a drain beneath your feet and a door
in front of you.
you grab a hold of the door knob.
it's freezing cold to touch.
opening the door, you feel your body temperature drop
to an almost numbness.
you can't see an inch in front of you.
you feel the blood rush to your head.
section: moor
room: moor I3
from: map043
obtained fish food.
room: moor F8
from: map075
obtained cow food.
room: moor E5
from: map081
the door is locked.
you unlock the door.
room: moor B1
from: map104
the door is locked.
you unlock the door.
room: moor D7
from: map092
the door is locked.
you unlock the door.
section: rat hole
room: rat hole!!!
from: map040
you try to look in through the window, but it's
too small to make anything out.
you peer through the window.
nothing suspicious.
you try to look in through the window, but it's
too small to make anything out.
you peer through the window.
there's a blood soaked knife on the bedroom floor.
looks like dork rat is the killer.
looks like dork rat is the killer.
dead rat.
Guard Rat (corrupt)Sorry. No one gets through this door.
Guard Rat (corrupt)Sorry. No one gets through this door.
Guard Rat (corrupt)sniff sniff.
Guard Rat (corrupt)Is that cheese I smell?
Guard Rat (corrupt)Hey, this is just between you and me, but maybe I'll let you
through if you give me that cheese...
Guard Rat (corrupt)I know cheese is more of a mouse thing, but I'm
very interested in other cultures.
HAND OVER CHEESE
Guard Rat (corrupt)Thanks!
cheese was removed from inventory.
DECLINE
Guard Rat (corrupt)Darn...
Guard Rat (corrupt)Things will get pretty intense past here.
Guard Rat (corrupt)Be careful.
Rock & Roll RatI'M ROCKIN' OUT!!!
Old RatEhhh... Ohhh... I'm so olddd....
Old RatI knew Dork Rat was the murderer
the whole time to be honest, but I wasn't gonna say.
Old RatI've been a rat my whole life, but I've
NEVER been a snitch.
Detective RatHey! Get outta here! This is a crime scene!
Detective RatHere. Take this if it will make you leave.
obtained i want my head on your lap.
Detective RatHey! Get outta here! This is a crime scene!
I HAVE SOLVED THE MURDER MYSTERY
Detective RatOh yeah? Who do you suspect?
THERE'S A BLOODY KNIFE IN DORK RAT'S HOUSE
Detective RatWell well well, let's have a look.
detective rat produces an evidence bag containing
the bloody knife.
Detective RatAnything you wanna say, Dork Rat?
Dork RatYeah it was me. My bad.
dork rat is taken away in a tiny police car.
you solved the rat murder mystery.
Wife RatNOOOOO!!!!
Wife RatThank you for solving my husband's murder.
Wife RatNow he can rest easy.
Wife RatI want to give you a reward.
Wife RatTake this.
obtained cave key.
Wife RatThank you for solving my husband's murder.
Wife RatNow he can rest easy.
Waitress RatI'm late for work!
Waitress RatThe exit of the Rat Hole
is also the entrance to somewhere else.
Waitress RatIt always takes me a while just to figure
that out whenever I'm tryna leave for work...
Waitress RatI can't believe Dork Rat was a
murderer... I bet he used that hidden path by his house
to help carry out his plots...
Dork RatThere's been a murder!!
Cool RatRock & Roll Rat can shred with the
best of 'em...
Cool RatMe? I'm just keepin' it loose...
cool rat removes her sunglasses to reveal
she has no eyes. she pulls a solemn expression.
Cool RatMe? I'm just keepin' it loose...
(if this cow is connected to btn first or second (idr) it has slightly diff text)
you turn on the mechanical cow.
SAVE
MILK COW
TRAVEL NETWORK
NEVERMIND
warp to the bovine travel network?
YES
NO
maybe you could jump down if there was something to soften
your landing.
jump down?
YES
NO
you jump down to the trampoline below.
you doubt you'll be able to get back up if you jump down.
JUMP
DON'T
TrampolineI'm probably best left here.
the sign reads: "trampoline drop-off point".
leave a trampoline? it could be useful here.
YES
NO
obtained fish food.
section: train
room: train station
from: map006
i'm not going to hurt you yet.
obtained alcohol.
"A 26 year old man has been arrested on murder charges
after an incident took place early yesterday morning
at the city center subway."
"Subway services were resultingly disrupted
after the incident."
obtained cow food.
you have to beat the train in a fight before it will
let you onboard.
fight the train?
YES
NO
time to kill.
the train is level 14.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the train...
game over...
the train is level 14.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to kick the train really hard
in the shins.
you're now allowed to ride the train.
good job!
the train is level 20.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the train...
game over...
the train is level 19.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to kick the train really hard
in the shins.
you're now allowed to ride the train.
good job!
the train is level 24.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the train...
game over...
the train is level 24.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to kick the train really hard
in the shins.
you're now allowed to ride the train.
good job!
section: snow zone
room: snow zone (christmas)
from: map011
did you change the way you speak to people at all recently?
YES
NO
obtained snowman.
something appeared nearby.
//red green yellow red
the fairy lights on the tree are connected to a little
plastic box.
the box allows you to programme the colours of the lights.
PROGRAMME LIGHTS
LEAVE LIGHTS ALONE
YELLOW
GREEN
RED
the lights turn on!
you wince your eyes to blur the lights.
you're filled with a warmth.
the lights flicker and turn off...
maybe you could jump down if there was something to soften
your landing.
jump down?
YES
NO
you jump down to the trampoline below.
obtained tablets.
you doubt you'll be able to get back up if you jump down.
JUMP
DON'T
TrampolineI'm probably best left here.
the sign reads: "trampoline drop-off point".
the sign reads: "trampoline drop-off point".
leave a trampoline? it could be useful here.
YES
NO
obtained trampoline.
RicardoFISH?
YES
NO
you part ways with all your remaining fish.
ricardo has secured about a week's worth of dinner.
RicardoCHECK IT.
ricardo gives you a music disc.
obtained i saw a ghost on the beach.
section: wind chimes
room: wind chimes
from: map003
obtained fish food.
you feel like approaching the angel could start a fight.
APPROACH IT ANYWAY
NEVERMIND
christmas challenges you to a fight.
time to kill.
the christmas is level 14.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat christmas...
game over...
the christmas is level 14.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to beat christmas.
the christmas is level 19.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat christmas...
game over...
the christmas is level 19.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to beat christmas.
the christmas is level 24.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat christmas...
game over...
the christmas is level 24.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to beat christmas.
room: wind chimes upper area
from: map158
obtained dracula, it's time to give up cycling.
section: river
room: river
from: map004, commonevents
obtained trampoline.
ChuckoHello. Would you like to buy an ice cream?
CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR
your choice of ice cream causes chucko to look
visibly upset.
it seems he'll only make you an ice cream that he himself
would eat.
STRAWBERRY FLAVOUR
ChuckoVavavoom! French maid!
ChuckoYour ice cream will right with you!
obtained ice cream!
ChuckoOh, sorry. I only serve women I'm interested in dating.
ChuckoPlease come back when you fit that requirement.
VANILLA FLAVOUR
your choice of ice cream causes chucko to look
visibly upset.
it seems he'll only make you an ice cream that he himself
would eat.
I DON'T WANT ICE CREAM
ChuckoHave a good day.
ChuckoEnjoy your ice cream.
the windows are frosted.
you can't see inside.
DoormanPassword?
DoormanVery good...
DoormanYou'd better stay away...
DoormanCome in...
would you like to be daddy longlegs?
YES
NO
obtained cow food.
the piano is broken. it makes no sound.
maybe you should come back later...
play the piano?
YES
press [CANCEL] to exit.
NO
that wasn't bad.
maybe you could jump down if there was something to soften
your landing down there.
jump down?
YES
NO
you jump down to the trampoline below.
you doubt you'll be able to get back up if you jump down.
JUMP
DON'T
TrampolineI'm probably best left here.
the sign reads: "trampoline drop-off point".
leave a trampoline? it could be useful here.
YES
NO
the sign reads: "trampoline drop-off point".
Frank!!
ran away...
section: scary
room: a scary place
from: map007
Frank!!!!
ran away again...
"Start here."
"Finish here."
the glowing light beneath your feet would almost make you
feel festive if there weren't so many people looking at you.
you feel like touching the trash could start a fight.
TOUCH IT ANYWAY
LEAVE IT ALONE
time to kill.
the trash is level 14.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the trash...
game over...
the trash is level 14.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to beat the trash.
good job!
the trash is level 19.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the trash...
game over...
the trash is level 19.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to beat the trash.
good job!
the trash is level 24.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat the trash...
game over...
the trash is level 24.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you were strong enough to beat the trash.
good job!
section: roof
room: roof
from: map008
please don't go any closer to the edge.
are you still okay?
YES
NO
obtained dark globe.
FrankStop following me!
FrankTake this and leave me alone!
obtained tiny glass frog.
section: worm+
room: worm hole
from: map001
hydrostatic skeletons?
TURN ME ON!!!
TURN ME OFF...
wow...
this worm is actually kinda trendy...
Jack WormGet outta my face, punk.
Jack WormI'm so hungry, dog. Not in the mood to talk.
Jack WormYummmm is that an ice cream sticking
out of your bag?
Jack WormI haven't had an ice cream in YEARS.
Jack WormNobody sells them down here!
Jack WormHey, if you give me that ice cream,
I'll give you this mystery key.
GIVE ICE CREAM
Jack WormGood choice.
exchanged ice cream for mystery key.
jack worm is hunkering down on his ice cream.
this worm looks like it has heart problems.
this worm hopes to start a full scale technological
de-evolution soon.
this worm has essays due.
this worm has a lot to prove.
this worm runs a fashion magazine.
locked...
you unlock the door.
room: cold cave
from: map018
Meat ManI am Meat Man, The most powerful guy ever.
Meat ManWanna fight?
YES
NO
time to kill.
meat man is level 49.
you are level...
[LVL]...
you were unable to beat meat man...
game over...
meat man is level 49.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you karate chop meat man on the shoulder.
he's out for the count.
good job!
Meat ManYou have beaten me.
Meat ManYou are now the most powerful person ever.
Meat ManI want to give you something. Here.
obtained gift token.
Meat ManYou'll want to show that to the Pilot
when you see them in person.
meat man is level 49.
you are level...
[LVL]!
you overpower meat man.
but...
he regains power from the muscle machine.
meat man gets up and whoops ya!
game over...
Meat ManYou'll want to show that gift token
to the Pilot when you see them in person.
muscle machine.
room: power room
from: map152
a note above the botton is marked "so fine".
press the button?
YES
NO
a note above the botton is marked "light and love".
press the button?
YES
NO
a note above the botton is marked "beautiful".
press the button?
YES
NO
a note above the botton is marked "night song".
press the button?
YES
NO
a note above the botton is marked "intro".
press the button?
YES
NO
a note above the botton is marked "why didn't you say that?".
press the button?
YES
NO
"pull the lever after pressing the buttons
in the correct order."
pull the lever?
YES
NO
room: kick shop
from: map151
the standee is lined with cds and tapes by local bands.
"abe apeman's peace parade" is currently playing.
tatsuhiko asano's "genny haniver".
KickReally nice instrumentals on that one.
halcali's "halcali bacon".
KickThat's the slickest coolest album around.
Kick"Candy Hearts" is my favourite track I think.
khaki's "janome".
KickKhaki is a really cool new band.
KickTheir "Undercurrent" EP is also really good.
the lemon twigs' "brothers of destruction".
check track listing?
YAH
1. intro
2. why didn't you say that?
3. so fine
4. beautiful
5. night song
6. light and love
NAH
kate nash's "made of bricks".
KickReally good lyrics on that album.
KickI like "Foundations" and "We Get On" best.
islands' "return to sea".
KickThe opening track "Swans" is a really cool album opener.
KickI used to be obsessed with that album.
the go team's "thunder, lightning, strike".
KickThat album's just super cool sounding.
It's recorded really well.
Kick"Hold Yr Terror Close" is a really lovely song.
boxes full of records for sale.
the teeth's "you're my lover now".
KickThat's a really great modern rock record.
Kick"Ball of the Dead Rat" and "It's Not Funny" are
two of my favourites, but all the songs are amazing.
boxes full of records for sale.
sam france's "hoarse galores".
KickThat one is really special.
KickIt's kind of hard to find now, though.
boxes full of records for sale.
exuma's "exuma, the obeah man".
KickThat album has a fantastic sound.
Kick"You Don't Know What's Going On" is a really
great track. The tambourine on it is bizarre.
richard swift's "the novelist/walking without effort".
KickGreat autumnal album.
KickI think lots of my favourite music wouldn't exist
without Richard Swift.
number girl's "school girl bye bye".
KickThat is a crazy album.
KickThe drums on "September Girlfriend" are insane.
belle and sebastian's "tiger milk".
KickThat's Belle and Sebastian's first album.
KickIt has some really good stuff on it.
the upsetters' "return of django".
KickThat album makes me feel really good.
KickThe organ sound on it is really sick.
bob dylan's "nashville skyline".
KickI like to listen to that album while making dinner.
KickThe fadeout on "Country Pie" is really weird
and I love it.
boxes full of records for sale.
KickHello [JAM].
KickToday's recommendation is the "Brothers of Destruction"
EP by The Lemon Twigs.
KickWe sell a physical copy somewhere in here if
you can find it.
obtained a good thing about broken glass.
ZONE: FLASHBACKS
section: post-bosses
room: OCTOBER
from: map039
"I like this shirt because it makes me feel like a girl."
looks uncomfortable.
plenty of fresh ingredients.
"Matty stormed out at work today."
"Boss said he won't be coming back."
"I've been working alone more while waiting for
somebody new."
"I wanted to ask about underlying problems."
"Had you had a history with these issues before
the summer?"
"No, I don't think so."
full of dishes.
"This morning I put my hands on my face and it felt like
someone else's face."
"Hahahah."
some dirty pots and pans are stacked on the stove.
leave?
YES
NO
room: OCT - JAN
from: map133
are you a liar?
YES
NO
room: JANUARY
from: map130
"A good thing about winter is getting to have your body
covered all the time."
"I don't know how I'm gonna hide the train tracks
up my arm in the summer."
looks uncomfortable.
"I only speak to Mum on the phone when I feel
especially scared now."
"Took some time off work."
"Feeling a bit better."
"I wanted to talk about a man who really scared me when
I was a teenager."
"I was alone when he approached me."
"He looked like he was probably someone's dad."
"He asked me something he shouldn't have."
"It makes me feel really disgusting so I thought I should
tell you about it."
clean enough.
fairly well stocked.
"I struggled to sleep last night."
"I started thinking about girls I used to like."
"I was getting that feeling in my stomach."
"Getting to know people in school should have been the
easiest thing in the world."
"I really really wish I could try again."
"I don't think it would be morally okay, so maybe I wouldn't
actually do it again if I were ever given the chance."
"Everything seems so easy in hindsight. I'm sure there's a lot
of hard things now that I'll look back on one day and they'll
seem really easy and simple."
"But everything feels so strange and scary and prickly when
you're really there, so I don't know."
"Christmas is over but I'm still hooked on mulled wine hahah."
leave?
YES
NO
room: PLUG A
from: map134
the tub is drained, but the plug is in.
fill the tub?
YES
you pull as hard as you can.
it feels like there's a force on the other side trying
to keep the plug pushed in.
you manage to yank it out.
the tub fills with water.
NO
the tub is now full of water.
the room smells strongly of blood.
you feel lightheaded...
section: post christmas
room: FEBRUARY
from: map131
"Had a bad dream last night."
looks uncomfortable.
"I feel like I'm permanently stuck in fight or flight."
"It's really hard to show up to work functioning like this."
in the bath.
"I was thinking about her and my tongue in her teeth
in the school."
"They felt like the wrong person's teeth."
"I was thinking about her sister."
"because I read old texts from him and now I can't
sleep again anymore."
"It upsets me that he was nice to me and could do nice
things and act like a normal person."
"I can't stop thinking about how bad people can
do good things."
"And good people can do bad things."
"And at what point does a bad thing turn a good person
into a bad person?"
"And can a good thing ever turn a bad person back
into a good person?"
the soap by the sink is almost empty.
lots of junk food.
"Recently I've started thinking about myself and my life
"It makes it easier to live with myself if I look at
me from someone else's point of view."
filthy.
leave?
YES
NO
room: FEB - NOV
from: map015
are you a coward?
YES
NO
room: NOVEMBER
from: map041
"Last night I dreamt that Grandad died instead of Nan."
"In the dream I was a girl now and wore a dress
which i really liked."
"But I think I only liked it in a sick sort of way."
"I was unwelcome at the funeral."
looks uncomfortable.
smells of rotten vegetables.
"There's somebody new at work so I've started taking
less shifts."
"When I moved out I started thinking about
myself more and somehow it's even worse."
"Like I've been doing nothing other than condemning him
in my head, but then I started thinking about bad things
about myself and my own mistakes."
"I feel like I've been condemning the wrong person."
"I'd maybe like to try talking on the phone for our next
session if that's alright?"
"Chewed all my nails off."
recently cleaned.
leave?
YES
NO
room: PLUG C
from: map124
the tub is drained, but the plug is in.
fill the tub?
YES
the plug slips right out.
the tub fills with water.
NO
the tub is now full of water.
you smell burning.
you feel lightheaded...
section: post trash
room: SEPTEMBER
from: map028
looks uncomfortable.
"I didn't like having Mum help me move."
"And she had to get the train back home since I'm
keeping Dad's car."
"I called her on the phone that night to make sure she
got home safe."
"I've been calling her every day since."
the bathroom is spotless.
"No breaks from boxes now."
"I felt embarrassed today when Matty had to
lift the boxes that were too heavy for me."
"Maybe I'll get strong like him working at the
post office."
"Matty's been showing up to work late over the past few
days."
"He told me he's moving house too at the moment,
but just to a bigger place on the other side of town."
"He said his kids are excited to not have to share a room
anymore."
"I think I'll miss having a dishwasher."
"Even after moving away I'm still having
dreams about Brady."
"I'm not surprised though."
"I'm hoping this new job will get me into a better
sleeping routine."
"I've been ordering food a lot while moving in."
"When I'm settled I wanna start eating healthy."
leave?
YES
NO
room: SEP - DEC
from: map005
you're thinking about the...
PAST
FUTURE
SORRY
room: DECEMBER
from: map135
"I used to love wearing Christmas jumpers, but I feel
wrong about wearing loud clothes now."
looks uncomfortable.
filthy.
"I was gonna go home for the holidays but I decided to
stay here and work instead."
"I don't want to see anyone at home."
"I really, seriously think that I'm just pretending
to be a normal, good person."
"I called Mum when Matty got fired
and I was crying but I think I was actually only pretending
to feel sorry for him so that I would seem like I'm nice."
"Back in school some people treated me like I was
really sweet and naive, but I wasn't, I was just pretending
to be those things."
"I just really really don't understand why they're all
still nice to me."
clogged sink.
"I had a pretty good night."
"My friends from work invited me out."
"We went to a pub in the evening and it felt so festive."
"There was tinsel and fairy lights and Christmas music."
"Everybody was so happy. It was really nice."
"I've been having lots of mulled wine recently."
leave?
YES
NO
room: PLUG B
from: map136
the tub is drained, but the plug is in.
YES
NO
the plug feels greasy. you struggle to get a grip.
you dig your nails in and yank it out.
the tub fills with water.
the tub is now full of water.
the room has her smell.
you feel lightheaded...
room: MARCH
from: map016
"Had a panic attack at work today."
looks uncomfortable.
"I'm so so sick of not being able to look anyone
in the eye."
"I think I'm gonna do it."
"I think everyone knows about Brady."
"I think I know who's been telling everyone."
"It feels like you've invalidated all of your
happy memories."
"And you were so frightened of everbody leaving you
that you blocked them out of your life before they
ever even had the chance to dislike you."
"I think I might just be stuck being
the kind of person that we both hate very much."
"It might be time to try getting some higher
intensity help."
filthy.
the soap by the sink is empty.
empty.
"We were in bed together and she asked
what I'm frightened of."
"I said I'm scared of plane crashes."
"I said I'm scared of seeing things I shouldn't."
"I'm scared of her laughing about me with her friends."
"I'm scared of our bodies."
"I'm scared of my brother."
"And she said "I think you're stupid,"."
""I think you're far more frightening
than any of those things.""
""I think you're more frightening than any of those things."
section: endgame
room: apartment hall ufo 1
from: map129
you wouldn't want to see anybody like this.
flat 3.
flat 2.
flat 1.
room: apartment entrance ufo 1
from: map137
this plant is real.
this plant is fake.
the chair is sticky.
a shallow layer of cigarette butts line the bottom.
room: town center ufo
from: map138
not now.
some people in vomit opt out
of using the bins.
a scrap of paper has been pinned to the board.
it crudely reads "[RAND]".
room: town center ufo
from: map139
it looks like something big is buried in the flowerbed.
dig?
YES
the dirt is damp and easy to dig, even with your bare hands.
you dig up a safe.
mud has culminated under your fingernails
from all the digging.
NO
the safe requires a three digit code.
TRY A CODE
NEVERMIND
the safe clicks open.
a pair of scissors lay inside the safe.
they feel warm to touch.
obtained scissors.
wrong...
nothing left to do here.
wrong way.
a short-lived flower bed.
police tape blocks the way.
police tape blocks the way.
use the scissors?
YES
NO
you snip the police tape in two.
room: piston 1
from: map029
have you ever kissed someone?
YES
NO
IN MY HEAD
room: apartment entrance ufo 2
from: map140
this plant is real.
you decide to go to bed instead.
this plant is fake.
the chair is sticky.
a shallow layer of cigarette butts line the bottom.
room: apartment entrance ufo 2
from: map141
you decide to go to bed instead.
you're going to bed.
flat 3.
flat 2.
flat 1.
room: piston 2
from: map123
have you ever killed someone?
YES
NO
IN MY HEAD
room: pilot room
from: map012
you're uncertain at first, but you soon realise that
it's me you're looking at.
your eyes can't tell, but in your mind you know that
i'm really happy to see you again in person.
i apologise for staying here so long; things haven't
gone as planned for me.
i notice your gift token and exchange it
for a gift box.
you should give that box to someone who might not
be feeling well.
it's a dream.
whenever you have an especially pleasant dream, it's
because somebody is wishing the best for you.
if you manifest it, you can give somebody you know
a good dream just by thinking about them.
the gift box will make this happen without fail.
don't forget to give the gift box away
before you finish today.
if it's alright, i'd like to ask for a favour.
i'm completely stuck here unless i'm given a pretty big
amount of power.
they'll destroy me if i don't leave.
TRANSFER POWER
you feel a headache settle in.
your teeth begin to chatter and you feel sick to your stomach.
i've recieved your power. thank you so much.
i'm going far away now, [JAM].
thank you for everything you did today. goodbye.
you're uncertain at first, but you soon realise that
it's me you're looking at.
i apologise for staying here so long; things haven't
gone as planned for me.
but you've taught me a lot during my prolonged stay.
i think i've learned what a "weak person" can be.
i think i've learned that sometimes people become bad,
and once they've crossed that line, there's nothing they
can do to change that.
i don't know what you're supposed to do after that.
i suppose you'll get what's coming to you, won't you.
i don't think i know what i'm saying.
i notice your gift token and exchange it
for a gift box.
you should give that box to someone who might not
be feeling well.
it's a dream.
whenever you have an especially pleasant dream, it's
because somebody is wishing the best for you.
if you manifest it, you can give somebody you know
a good dream just by thinking about them.
the gift box will make this happen without fail.
don't forget to give the gift box away
before you finish today.
if it's alright, i'd like to ask for a favour.
i'm completely stuck here unless i'm given a pretty big
amount of power.
they'll destroy me if i don't leave.
TRANSFER POWER
you feel a headache settle in.
your teeth begin to chatter and you feel sick to your stomach.
i've recieved your power. thank you so much.
i'm going far away now, [JAM].
thank you for everything you did today. goodbye.
room: secret
from: map017
i think you're having a panic attack
and then she held on to my arm all the way home
because she was scared i'd throw myself into the
road if she didn't
the water she gave me tasted funny, so i thought she
had poisoned me for wearing her clothes
and i also really didn't want to go to sleep because
i was convinced one of you would kill me
isabella told me i'm a good person and that she
loves me, but i don't know isabella and she doesn't
know the same person as me
so those are only comforting words
for a while i thought i was getting better,
but when the balcony fell on all those people and
you wouldn't hug me i think something changed again
i told isabella i'm doing my best now
and i was telling the truth, but i started cutting
again today.
i think it's been a year now since i got bad.
i'm a different person now which i think isn't a
good or a bad thing.
lots of this game is obviously real stuff.
i hate myself more and more every day but i keep
going because i'm too scared to doing anything about it.
i want to do positive stuff with this game but i don't
know if i'll get it all together in time. i'll try to
at least write a rough draft here.
i think what i want to say is that i don't love everyone,
and i especially don't love myself.
i'm not going to say whether you should love everyone or
not because i'm not an authority on anything. i'm a seriously
stupid person who ruined his life without even realising.
but, while i don't have love for everyone, i think what
i do have is hope for everyone. sometimes even for myself,
but usually not hahah.
i wrote a big list of reasons to keep going which makes
me feel a bit better sometimes.
like i haven't listened to every billy joel album yet,
i need to eat more thai food, and i need to play
more final fantasy games.
if you're reading this, i'm sorry this game doesn't really
have a satisfying ending. it might one day but i don't know.
please know that some people care sometimes.
please be kind to your friends and family and don't say
bad things about them when they're not there
because you probably don't ever mean it.
please take care of yourself.
try not to take up the whole pavement.
ZONE: UNUSED
vomit
(youre just never lv1 at this point)
1...
you were unable to beat the man in box brandishing knives...
game over...
Jim Sneak[JAM], I think you might have missed some litter over
on the opposite side of town.
Jim SneakGo pick it up.
(meant to appear when talking to jim sneak with camera after getting his confession, but is always overwritten by text for no camera with confession)
Jim SneakYou're not recording me are you?
NO
Jim SneakOh, okay. Good.
Channel 2 NewsOh...
Channel 3 NewsWhat a waste of my time.
(slightly different unused boss dialogue from morning and afternoon)
boss smokes a cigarette with one hand and
buries the other in his jacket pocket.
BossAll done [JAM]?
BossCheck out nice and quickly so I
can lock up.
BossMe and the wife are going out for dinner tonight.
I'm picking her up from work.
BossI'd rather eat at home to be honest, but whatever
makes her happy, right?
RobberThe code is... uh...
RobberDamn! Forgot!
commonevents / items
post bag effect text
check today's deliveries?
YES
Deliveries to be made:
- the cafe in the town center
- the b&b on the east side of town
- the mayor's house on the west side of town
- apartment 2 in the town center apartments
None! Better go check out and go home!
NO
fish bowl
you have a couple fish perhaps.
bait bag
currently holding:
[NUM] fish food
[NUM] cow food
(this is in the effects section, briefly mentioned as unused sixteenth effect in the game's data)
scab
receptionist eats a [JAM'S MAIN] and
drinks her [JAM'S DRINK].
receptionist eats a [JAM'S SIDE] and
drinks her [JAM'S DRINK].
receptionist eats a [JAM'S MAIN].
receptionist eats a [JAM'S SIDE].
receptionist drinks her [JAM'S DRINK].
flat 1 (flashbacks + non-flashback)microwave.
mayor's house
Husband
Do you see that guy out there?
Husband
He was there when I got out of bed this morning.
Husband
I don't like people standing around outside with cameras.
town hall (meant to appear when littering issue fixed is true. does not.)
HandymanCheers for all your help earlier, [JAM].
HandymanBy the way, I've been meaning to ask how you're
all doing with your Mechanical Cow at the post office?
WE'RE DOING WELL
HandymanGood.
HandymanThey're very modern aren't they?
IT IS DISMAL
HandymanOh, that's too bad.
HandymanPeople around town rarely use them. It's probably
because mostly old people live here.
HandymanEven I've been avoiding them ever since I finished
setting them all up.
HandymanI only used the network once but it was too much.
HandymanI've read people online saying that there's
a man in there who shouldn't be.
map125 (east town cutscene)
would you like to sit down for a bit?
yes
no
press the "confirm" button when you're done
taking in the view.
you always prefered the other bench.
chief
"hey! get back!
nobody is allowed in the flying machine."
you turn on the mechanical cow.
save
milk effects
nevermind
you turn on the mechanical cow.
save
milk effects
feed cow food
nevermind
are you sure?
yes
no
you set the cow food down in the chamber.
there's no point in picking up rubbish if jim sneak is
just gonna keep littering as soon as you leave...
if only you could get some evidence of his confession...
you picked up the rubbish.
you turn on the mechanical cow.
save
milk effects
travel network
nevermind
warp to the bovine travel network?
YES
NO
btn
you turn on the mechanical cow.
save
milk effects
travel network
nevermind
vomit
cancel
train
vault over the barrier?
YES
NO
you vault the barrier.
obtained scab.
you don't want to be hit by trains right now.
snow
did you change the way you speak to
people yesterday?
yes
no
river
Chucko
"Hello. Would you like to buy an ice cream?"
chocolate flavour
your choice of ice cream causes chucko to look
visibly upset.
for some reason he seems uncomfortable
with making you a chocolate ice cream.
strawberry flavour
Chucko
"Good choice! It will be right with you."
obtained ice cream!
Chucko
"Oh, sorry; we only accept beholding dark globe
as a currency here."
vanilla flavour
your choice of ice cream causes chucko to look
visibly upset.
for some reason he seems uncomfortable
with making you a vanilla ice cream.
i don't want ice cream
kick record shop
nothing to see here yet.
(unused duplicates in cafe kitchen (map126))
the sink is dishless, but very dirty.
empty.